One Cat, Two D****s in Black Cat #9 [Preview]

Black Cat #9 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by Jed MacKay and Kris Anka, and we've got a preview below.

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

Each issue of Black Cat so far has seen the titular hero(ish) team up with a different Marvel character, usually as a ploy to steal something from them.

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

But this issue is a first, because Black Cat is in Madripoor…

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

…set to steal something from one of the island's most famous residents: Patch. Otherwise known as Wolverine.

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

And while Black Cat finds Wolverine's secret room in the back of the Princess Bar…

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

…Wolverine has something far more valuable he keeps on his person at all times.

Black Cat #9 [Preview]

Of course we're talking about his two dicks: one for f**king and one for making love. What more valuable treasure could exist than that? And with his healing factor, Black Cat could cut them off and they'll just grow right back. This issue should be very interesting.

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Black Cat #9 hits stores on Wednesday.

BLACK CAT #9
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(W) Jed MacKay (A) Kris Anka (CA) J. Scott Campbell
• Felicia has gotten into some trouble in New York. Some may call it "inciting a war" but we aren't here to mince words. What's a girl to do?
• GO TO MADRIPOOR! That's right, the Black Cat and her crew go to Madripoor to steal the next object on their list. No problem, just another artifact that is in the private collection of someone named… where'd I put that note… oh, here. Someone named "Patch."
• Uh-oh. Patch is Wolverine. BLACK CAT IS STEALING FROM WOLVERINE?!
• All this and guest-artist KRIS ANKA (UNCANNY X-MEN, RUNAWAYS) is joining the book for two issues!
Rated T
In Shops: Feb 05, 2020
SRP: $3.99

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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