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Transformers: The Last Knight To Make Death Of Your Childhood Quick And Painless, Says Michael Bay

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Get ready to have the corpse of your childhood brought back to life as a shambling zombie only to have it brutally murdered once again. That's right, another installment of Michael Bay's Transformers franchise is hitting theaters on June 21, a Wednesday in case you were wondering. That means that the movie will begin killing our childhoods two days earlier than most movies, which usually open on Fridays. On the bright side, however, director Bay has offered a small consolation: the movie won't be as long as past entries, so it will be a quick and painless childhood death, relatively speaking.

After Michael Bay has personally murdered our childhoods for the fifth time with Transformers: The Last Knight, he plans to surrender the director's chair and move on to torturing the fans of some other beloved franchise, and also to make a Donald Trump movie. But in all his sadistic glory, Bay has already plotted out fourteen — yes, fourteen — more entries in the Transformers saga, so others can carry out his evil plans for decades to come.

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