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Why Must Everyone On Network TV Fight Crime? Look! It Moves! by Adi Tantimedh
"He's a genius' brain in a jar! She's a stripper paying her way through college! THEY FIGHT CRIME!" "He's a disgraced music hall comedian! She's an Eldritch horror from beyond space! THEY FIGHT CRIME!" "He's a bipolar, two-fisted psychiatrist! He's a sentient puddle of swamp water! THEY FIGHT CRIME!" I'm starting to feel like network[...]