What We Do in the Shadows: By The Time You Read This, You're Cursed!

With only a little more than three weeks to go before Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), Laszlo (Matt Berry), Colin (Mark Proksch), and Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) make their way back to FX (and on FX on Hulu the following day) for their third season, viewers have been getting clued into a bit of a change in the status quo on the way after Guillermo was forced to out himself as a kickass vampire hunter at the end of the second season. Now with a Season 3 promising Colin's 100th birthday, werewolf kickball, wellness cults, and Nandor fangs-deep in an "eternal life crisis" on the way, the popular series is offering viewers a look back at all the times our bloodsuckers ran into curses of all shapes and sizes (even the questionable ones, like… a MAILER-DAEMON!!!)

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So here's a look at a clip that will haunt your soul if you don't share it with ten people within two minutes of watching. Oh, and it'll make you laugh, too. And make sure September 2 is set on your calendars for the return of What We Do in the Shadows for Season 3:

And here's a look at Nandor explaining the problematic mirror that he wants Guillermo to list for sale online… though we're thinking the problem isn't with the mirror:

Here's a look back at the full clips of Guillermo proving to have the patience of a vampire-slaying saint when he helps his roommates engage in a little decluttering in this extended look at FX's What We Do in the Shadows:

What We Do in the Shadows, based on the feature film by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, documents the nightly exploits of vampire roommates Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), Laszlo (Matt Berry) and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) as they navigate the modern world of Staten Island with the help of their human familiar, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén).

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After the shocking season two finale, we find the housemates in a panic about what to do with Guillermo after discovering that he is a vampire killer. This season, the vampires are elevated to a new level of power and will encounter the vampire from which all vampires have descended, a tempting Siren, gargoyles, werewolf kickball, Atlantic City casinos, wellness cults, ex-girlfriends, gyms and supernatural curiosities galore. Plus, Colin Robinson is turning 100. And Nandor, faced with his own eternal-life crisis, tries to inject his life with more meaning. Will he find love or is he destined to be an immortal bachelor with 37 ex-wives?

Created by Clement and produced by FX Productions, What We Do in the Shadows stars Kayvan Novak as Nandor, Natasia Demetriou as Nadja, Matt Berry as Laszlo, Mark Proksch as Colin Robinson, and Harvey Guillén as Guillermo. Clement, Waititi, and Paul Simms serve as executive producers, alongside Scott Rudin, Garrett Basch, Eli Bush, and Stefani Robinson.

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About Ray Flook

Serving as Television Editor since 2018, Ray began five years earlier as a contributing writer/photographer before being brought onto the core BC team in 2017.
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