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Star Wars Doesn't Create Psychos, Star Wars Makes Psychos More Creative

Grand Theft Auto made kids shoot at passing cars. Marilyn Manson caused the Columbine High School massacre. Now Star Wars is causing impressionable young nudists to slaughter animals and use them as a sleeping bag.

Yes, if you're a bit sensitive about animal cruelty you should probably turn back now.

Jasha Lottin, a 21 year old nudist and aspiring model from Portland, has been in the news recently after buying a 32 year old dying horse, taking it home, shooting it, skinning it, pulling out its insides, climbing inside the carcass to pose for photos and then publishing said photos on the internet. Why?

Lottin said in the movie Star Wars the character Han Solo cut open an animal with his light saber and placed Luke Skywalker inside the animal. This was due to Luke freezing to death in cold weather.

Is it particularly cold in Portland at the moment? Nudist or not, a good thick jumper is your friend.

Police were called after the photos were posted, but they concluded that since the horse had been scheduled for euthanasia anyway and was killed quickly by a shot to the head with a hunting rifle, it was not an instance of animal cruelty.

As for the model, here's what she had to say.

No idea why people care … [It was] just spontaneous.

There are photos. Oh, there are photos. Ones that I'll never be able to unsee. We're not going to post them on Bleeding Cool but if you're really that curious you can see them in the article over at Seattle Weekly.

So, when do we lynch George Lucas for warping sensitive young minds? I'll go dust off my "Ban this filth!" placard.

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