That's how Joshua Fialkov's final issue of Ultimate FF begins. A parody of Mark Millar's Ultimates, as we meet Miles Morhames, the new Ultimate Spider-Ham, currently visiting the Ultimate Universe.And if you think this comic opens in a mad fashion, just wait and see how it ends.
(Although… what does the A stand for, in non-dog terms? Americat?)
Because, yes, this is one of those times when we run the final page of a comic, utterly spoiling it. Because no one is reading this comic and it might be worth it to encourage you to pick it up and get the final issue next month.
The new Ultimate FF book launched with a brand new team that no one cared about. And now it has reverte to stories about the original team. Because Miles Morhames has a message for Susan Storm.
So she takes the matter into her own hands.
So what exactly happened? Does Harley Quinn (from earlier) have an idea?
While we may have to wait for issue 6 to discover, with Joshua Hale Fialkov's final act on this comic was for Susan Storm to harvest the sperm of Reed Richards by removing his testicles?
I rather think it might have been…
Comics courtesy of Orbital Comics of London. currently exhibiting the work of Sally Jane Thompson.