Not to Be Outdone By Rivals, Bleeding Cool Pledges to Only Use Photos of Brian Bendis With Hair

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Proponents of fair and objective journalism were horrified Monday to learn that superstar DC Comics writer "The Great One" Brian Bendis had publicly offered EXCLUSSSIVE interviews to Hulk Sex Listicle website CBR in exchange for the website using "skinny" photos of Bendis in articles. The quid pro quo deal is an attack on journalistic ethics that highlights everything wrong with the media.

So of course, we need to get in on this. Sure, CBR may use the "skinny" photos of Bendis, but we're going to do him one better. From now on, in any articles about "The Great One," Bleeding Cool pledges to not only use "skinny" photos of Bendis, but to be the first and only website to EXCLUSSSIVELY use only "skinny" photos of Bendis with a luscious head of beautiful hair.

Not to Be Outdone By Rivals, Bleeding Cool Pledges to Only Use Photos of Brian Bendis With Hair
Eat your heart out, CBR!

So, when can we expect our EXCLUSSSIVE interviews, Mr. Bendis?

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A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!

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