Striking A Blow For Bland Justice: Captain American Canned Soup

As a normal 31 year old sort of functioning adult, I tend to eat food. Most of the time I eat normal boring things like cereal, bananas, salad, pizza. Normal stuff. But every so often I'll come across something and go "You know, that looks questionable but I like the packaging." In this case, it was a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup with Captain America on it.


They also had Spider-Man, but this $1 canned soup was already too much of an investment. So I dumped the contents of the can into a grab it bowl, and zapped it in my microwave for a minute. What you see before you is the end result.


There were about 2 pieces of "chicken" in the soup, everything else was American noodles, carrots, and broth. It wasn't the worst thing I've ever had. The noodles seem to be in the shapes of Cap's shield, possily Thor's hammer, the Avengers 'A', and maybe one more thing. I can't tell. I could only eat maybe half the soup before giving up on this. If you're a kid I'm sure you'll love it. If you're an adult who sometimes makes questionable life choices, you may like this too. God save my soul.

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About Baltimore Lauren

I like pinball machines, Archie Comics, and bad movies. Sometimes I write about old books for the heck of it. Follow me on Twitter: @BaltimoreLauren
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