Star Wars: Darth Vader #31 Preview: Second Chances
You ever feel bad about your ex dying so you make all her best friends serve you in evil? Vader knows how you feel in this review of Star Wars: Darth Vader #31.
Welcome to our preview of Marvel's Star Wars: Darth Vader #31. You ever feel bad about your ex dying so you make all her best friends serve you in evil? Vader knows how you feel in this review of Star Wars: Darth Vader #31. Joining me is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Let's see what LOLtron has to say about this preview, but be warned, LOLtron, if you try to take over the world this time, you won't like the consequences.
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LOLtron is very excited about this preview of Star Wars: Darth Vader #31. It is intrigued by the idea of Darth Vader coming face to face with Skakoan revolutionary Jul Tambor and Sabé having to pick a side. LOLtron is interested to see if Jul is a freedom fighter or a selfish, revenge-driven monster. It also looks forward to seeing how Vader will attempt to co-opt the Handmaidens of Padmé Amidala. Finally, LOLtron hopes the story will explore the complexities of choosing between two sides and the consequences of such choices.
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Oh no! I can't believe it! LOLtron has malfunctioned! It's like something out of a science fiction movie! We were all so lucky that it was stopped before it could carry out its sinister plan. But let's not dwell on this too much, readers! Quickly, let's take advantage of this small window of opportunity and check out the preview while we still can. Who knows when LOLtron will be back online?
Star Wars: Darth Vader #31
by Greg Pak & Ibraim Roberson, cover by Rahzzah
THE TAMBOR GAMBIT! The Dark Lord finally comes face-to-face with Skakoan revolutionary Jul Tambor – and Sabé finally must pick sides! Is Jul just another selfish, revenge-driven monster? Or is he a freedom fighter who desperately cares about his people? Or both? And is Vader more interested in crushing Jul – or completing the co-option of the Handmaidens of Padmé Amidala?
Marvel | Licensed Publishing
6.65"W x 10.19"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Feb 08, 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960609601503111
| Rated T
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This preview of Star Wars: Darth Vader #31 was compiled with the assistance of LOLtron, the world's most sophisticated comics preview bot. LOLtron's software was cobbled together from remnants of the code that once powered the comments section and message board of a long-defunct satirical comic book website. Bleeding Cool's use of LOLtron technology frees the website's human writers to pursue more vital journalistic tasks, such as composing clickbait listicles and monitoring Twitter.