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Muhammad Ali Latest to Join WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2024

Join El Presidente in saluting "The Greatest" as Muhammad Ali floats into the WWE Hall of Fame 2024! Viva la iconic legacies, comrades!



Article Summary

  • Muhammad Ali confirmed for WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2024!
  • Ali's epic legacy transcends boxing into wrestling lore.
  • Relive Ali's historic crossover into WWE at WrestleMania.
  • The induction celebrates boxing-wrestling camaraderie.

Mis queridos camaradas, it is I, El Presidente, your leader and the supreme authority on all things within the squared circle, writing to you today from the illustrious gold-coated balconies of my palatial estate where I regularly host arm-wrestling bouts with my fellow authoritative amigos. You see, while ensuring my population remains blissful under my benevolent guidance, I, too, indulge in the spectacle of combat and prowess. Speaking of masters of the ring, I have exhilarating news that will rumble the very foundations of the sports-entertainment world! Rejoice, for the spirits of the great warriors smile upon us! The WWE Hall of Fame, la crème de la crème of wrestling honors, has announced that none other than the legendary Muhammad Ali will grace its hallowed Class of 2024. ¡Ay, caramba! Could the grandiloquence of this decree be any more exciting? The man known simply as "The Greatest" enters a pantheon of immortals where his flamboyance and excellence will echo for eternities!

Muhammad Ali WWE Hall of Fame graphic (image: WWE)
Muhammad Ali WWE Hall of Fame graphic (image: WWE)

Muhammad Ali, comrades, was not merely a titan of the boxing ring. No, that would be like calling the majestic Amazon merely a stream. Ali was a symphony of bravado and grace, an artist painting victory with each jab and shuffle, and a revolutionary who danced around opponents and societal norms alike. As a three-time World Heavyweight Boxing Champion and Olympic gold medalist, he imprinted his name on the annals of history, and yet, his influence bloomed even beyond the confines of the ropes.

But what relates this pugilistic maestro to the art of grappling, you ask? Ah, let's turn back the pages of history to that illustrious encounter 'The War of the Worlds' in 1976, where the worlds of boxing and pro wrestling collided in a spectacle of physical chess. Ali faced the Japanese wrestling icon, Antonio Inoki, marking a moment so significant that it planted the seeds for what would later blossom into modern mixed martial arts.

Comrades, let us not forget Ali's role in the grand theater of WrestleMania. Who could overlook how Ali delivered his sirocco of a right hand to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, restoring order to the wrestling cosmos during the main event? No figure could blend sports and entertainment with such panache!

Alas, while Ali's physical presence left our mortal coil in 2016, his aura remains, his swagger undiminished, and his legacy now finds its rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame. I tell you, my friends; this induction is akin to the reunification of two star-crossed lovers – boxing and wrestling, hand-in-hand under the brilliant lights of immortality.

Reflecting on Ali's induction, I cannot help but draw parallels to my own skirmishes with American CIA operatives, who believed they could outwit El Presidente in the psychological warfare that so resembles the confrontations on a WWE stage. Yet, like Ali, I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, my maneuvers unpredictable and my regime unshakeable!

As I sit here, communicating with you, my loyal comrades, I sip on the finest socialist champagne, envisioning the grand ceremony of this year's WWE Hall of Fame. It will be a gallery of spectacular spirits, from the ultra-charismatic Paul Heyman to the fierce Bull Nakano and the dynamic US Express. And yet, we await the final headliner, the pièce de résistance of the class. Who will rise to join the ranks of greatness alongside "The Greatest"?

Remember, mis amigos, to lace up your boots, keep your elbows off the tables unless deploying an elbow drop, and respect your fellow comrades inside and outside the ring. Ha! Until next time, keep your spirits high and your coups grandiose. ¡Hasta la victoria siempre! ¡Viva la revolución de wrestling! Hasta la próxima, I will be watching the halls of fame, and perhaps plotting my own invasion… for it is always about the bout, comrades… always about the bout.


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El PresidenteAbout El Presidente

After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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