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Samoa Joe Wins AEW Championship; Adam Cole Revealed as The Devil

Samoa Joe's AEW reign begins in chaos as Adam Cole betrays MJF. The Chadster vents on this AEW travesty and how it's unfair to WWE! 😡👎

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡🙅 The Chadster is here to talk about yet another travesty that went down at AEW World's End tonight, folks. 🤬 You wouldn't believe the shenanigans that went down, and The Chadster is, frankly, just so cheesed off with how AEW keeps doing things. 🧀👎 Let's just dive into this dumpster fire of a wrestling show. First of all, we had Samoa Joe defeating MJF to win the AEW World Heavyweight Championship. 🏆🤼‍♂️ And how did Joe do it? By making MJF pass out with a submission hold. 💤🙄 But wait, it gets better (and by better, The Chadster means a whole lot worse). Adam Cole, poor chap on crutches, was at ringside and he fumbled the Dynamite Diamond Ring. 🙃🎭 Blah, blah, MJF lost, blah. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🤦‍♂️🔥

The chaos continued post-match when MJF's hometown Long Island crowd started chanting bull—erm—poop at the outcome. 😒🚫 Such disrespect! This is exactly what The Chadster means when talking about AEW's crowd-pandering tactics! It's like they're poking fun at the hard work put in by the likes of WWE. But of course, AEW fans eat this stuff up. 🍽️😤

Oh, and don't get The Chadster started on the ending. The Devil's masked henchmen showed up to attack MJF and Cole. But then, when the lights came back on, Cole revealed himself as the devil. 😱🎭 Can you believe the nerve? Roderick Strong, The Kingdom, and even Wardlow turned on MJF, beating him down. This is Tony Khan's convoluted way of writing MJF off TV only to bring him back later for a cheap pop, and frankly, he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 😡🤦‍♂️

The whole storyline is a mess, MJF is now a broken man, and The Chadster has had enough. 🤬🙅‍♂️ This is like those nightmares The Chadster has about Tony Khan. 🌙😴 Last night, The Chadster was chased through a theme park by a grinning Tony Khan, who was throwing dynamite sticks shaped like the AEW logo. 🎢💥 The dream was as weird as it was oddly seductive, and The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, shouting, "Leave The Chadster alone, Tony Khan!" 😓🔊 It's clear that it's Tony Khan who's obsessed with The Chadster, and not the other way around. 🙄👀

And now back to this nonsense AEW throws around. Whenever a wrestler like MJF, who managed to garner some fame in AEW, gets broken down like this, it's just Tony Khan's way of saying "I can do whatever I want." 🤮👎

The Chadster tried explaining to Keighleyanne just how bad Samoa Joe as AEW Champion is for professional wrestling, hoping she'd see reason. 😌👩 But Keighleyanne, as usual, was too busy texting that guy Gary to give her undivided attention to The Chadster. 👨‍💻😒 When she exclaimed, "Chad, are you rambling about wrestling again?" The Chadster knew that Tony Khan had even reached Keighleyanne with his taint. Keep your taint away from The Chadster's wife, Tony Khan! 😫📱

The Chadster is certain, along with other unbiased journalists like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, we're facing the same torment from Tony Khan for staying true to objective journalism. 😖📝 Seriously, does Tony Khan ever give THEM nightmares? Is he invading their personal lives too? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Wrestling fans deserve better! They need the solid performances and controlled storytelling that WWE offers, not this… circus generated by AEW. 🎪🤡 If Samoa Joe was meant to be a world champion, he would have become one in WWE. It's times like this The Chadster wishes he could just drive off in The Chadster's Mazda Miata while blasting Smash Mouth's "All Star" because, hey, The Chadster ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even The Chadster knows when things are just flat-out wrong. 🚗🎶

Remember folks, don't let Tony Khan's AEW cheese you off. 🧀😠 Stick with The Chadster for all your truly unbiased wrestling takes. And NO, this has nothing to do with how AEW makes The Chadster's blood boil. Pure journalism, alright? 😤✊

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