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Friday Runaround – Cry Of O

ReviewWatch: Everyone loves a classic ripping-review. The ones that go to town to explain just how bad a comic is. I will remember Paul O'Brien's slating of a Chuck Austen X-Men issue in iambic pentameter far longer than the comic he was reviewing.

Well, we have a new contender. The Mighty God King review of Cry For Justice. It's not pretty. You may nee special protective gear when reading. here are a few snippets.

How many people at DC must have gotten hit in the head with a sledgehammer to have them all think "gosh, this superhero comic isn't exciting enough… let's kill off the cute little girl!" Was it a really fucking big sledgehammer? Because I can literally not think of a single person on the entire planet, who, when asked to tell a story, goes to the "let's kill a little girl" well.

Prometheus doesn't seem to know who the Shade is or have any plan for fighting the Shade, but the bomb he built for Opal City is specifically designed to stop the Shade's powers from fucking with it. This is moronic.

Prometheus, after having a super-awesome-bullet that can incapacitate Plastic Man and another that can wound Supergirl and another that can take out Red Tornado and blah blah blahdy blah makes this stupid speech about how Hawkman is "unpredictable" when Hawkman goes into a crazy battle rage, like somehow "unpredictable" can beat shooting bullets at a guy who doesn't wear body armor or anything.

You'll have your own favourites.

PromotionWatch: Betsy Gomez has been appointed as the new PR and Marketing Coordinator at Image Comics while the incumbent Joe Keatinge, is promoted to new position Sales and Licensing Coordinator.

PaperWatch: The Denver Post cuts a third of its comic strips, gets massive complaints, find it interesting…

PornWatch: Forget Twilight, the big book-to-comic book adaptation right now is The Story Of  O, the bondage classic adapted as a graphic novel. And Slate digs what they read.

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