Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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Matt Hardy makes his in-ring debut on AEW Dynamite tonight.

Matt Hardy Says He'll Make Fans Ejaculate on AEW Dynamite Tonight

AEW star Matt Hardy has some big plans for AEW Dynamite. The Broken One says he intends to make fans EJACULATE with EXCITEMENT when AEW returns to Daily's Place in Jacksonville for its first live show in over a month. Hardy plans to make the magic happen in the wrestling ring, as he'll be making […]

John Cena vs. Zack Ryder - United States Championship Match: Raw, May 25, 2015

Zack Ryder Calls Out the One Person Who Held Him Back in WWE

Matt Cardona, the wrestler, formerly known as Zack Ryder and who, let's face, we're probably going to continue calling Zack Ryder until we've gotten used to it, appeared on Busted Open Radio this week to discuss his WWE career, a career that ended suddenly last month when WWE laid off Ryder, as well as dozens […]

The Impact Wrestling #1 Contender Tournament Bracket [from Iampact's Twitter]

Can a #1 Contender Tournament Fix Impact's Championship Problem?

Impact Wrestling has a significant problem going on in its world championship main event scene. Instead of one World Championship, they've got two of them. Tessa Blanchard is the official Impact World Champion, having won the title from Sami Callahan in a match at Hard to Kill in January. Though it was just a few […]

"THE BEST" in Canada Challenge The North?! | IMPACT! Highlights May 5, 2020

Impact Wrestling Aired a Match with Piped-In Crowd Noise Last Night

Impact Wrestling tried something new last night. Wrestling companies have been handling the pandemic in different ways and to varying degrees of success. WWE has filmed matches in an empty building with dead silence and no crowd, and that's been a little boring… even more boring than WWE usually is. On the other hand, the […]

The Hurricane vs. The Rock: Raw, March 10, 2003

Now Hurricane Helms Shoots on Donald Trump: "Liar, Raging Jackass"

It looks like everyone in pro wrestling wants a shot at the president today. The latest professional wrestler to cut a promo on President Donald Trump today is Hurricane Helms, who took to Twitter to run down the president as a "liar" and a "raging jackass." Helms absolutely buried Trump in the promo, which took […]

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Jesse Ventura Drops Out of Presidential Race He Never Joined

It looks like Jesse Ventura is not running for president as the Green Party candidate after all. The former Minnesota Governor, professional wrestler, announcer, and Russian TV network conspiracy talk show host was thought to be planning a run because he doesn't like the candidates offered from either major political party. Ventura's ambitions predate those […]

Triple H and Batista agree to a No Holds Barred Match at WrestleMania: Raw, March 11, 2019

Dave Bautista Shoots on Trump Again, Still Puts Over Bernie Sanders

Dave Bautista is continuing his program with WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump. Bautista has been a longtime critic of the President despite both men having deep ties to the pro wrestling industry. Trump, who hosted WrestleMania 4 and 5 at his Atlantic City resort and participated in the record-breaking WrestleMania 23 in the Battle of […]

Scott Hall invades WCW: Nitro, May 27, 1996

Scott Hall No-Shows Twitter After Boob Job Altercation

In a callback to his WCW days, Scott Hall no-showed Twitter Tuesday morning, forcing the social media service to change plans for a big blow-off between Hall and Ring of Honor star Session Moth Martina after the two built up their feud Monday in a contentious Twitter exchange. The move is highly disappointing for fans […]

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Wrestling Star Plans to Buy WWE, Bring Back Bra and Panties Matches

It looks like those rumors started by Dutch Mantel last week that WWE will be sold may have some substance to them after all. Just one week after several high-ranking WWE executives sold off a massive number of stock shares in the company, wrestling superstar Soul Train Jones, formerly known as Virgil or Vincent, has […]

Enzo Amore returns from injury to RAW, courtesy of WWE.

Ex-WWE Superstar Enzo Blasts Media, Calls for US to Reopen

Finally, the former WWE Superstar formerly known as Enzo Amore has weighed in on plans to reopen the country during the coronavirus pandemic. Enzo took to Twitter to lash out at the Washington Post for an article advocating the continued use of masks, perhaps even after the pandemic ends. "NO NO NO NO!!!!! Wtf is […]

Roman Reigns takes on the RAW roster, courtesy of WWE.

Why is WWE Pulling a Reverse Poochie on Roman Reigns?

There's been another development in the saga of WWE forbidding Roman Reigns from being mentioned on WWE television. In addition to the edict reportedly given to announcers and superstars that nobody mention The Big Dog's name on TV, it seems that Reigns is now being edited out of clips of past matches as well. This […]

Full Match: Viper vs. Martina for the ICW Women's Championship, courtesy of ICW.

Fanboy Wrampage: Scott Hall vs. Session Moth Martina Over Odd Offer

A lot of people place blame for the fall of WCW on older stars refusing to step aside for the new generation, but WWE Hall-of-Famer Scott Hall has no problem feuding with younger talent. In this case, it's twenty-nine-year-old Ring of Honor wrestler Session Moth Martina, and by feuding we mean calling her a "dumb […]

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon were “goofy around each other”: WWE Untold (WWE Network Exclusive)

How to Eat Like a Bella, Lio Rush Quits, and More Wrestling News

Here are a few quick pro wrestling stories for you to chew on during Monday Night Raw. First up, Women's Health Magazine has a feature on the Bella Twins focused on what they've been eating during their pregnancies. We'd never advocate eating like a celebrity under normal circumstances, but since each of these Bellas is […]

The movie poster for Ready to Rumble.

David Arquette Wants to Play Liv Morgan's Dad in Ready to Rumble 2

It looks like we could soon be seeing a sequel to the greatest movie starring pro wrestlers the world has ever seen! What? No, not They Live. The other one. No, not The Princess Bride. The other one. No, not Suburban Commando. The other one. No, not No Holds Barred. The other one. No, not […]

Goldberg Spears Wyatt 4 times: WWE Super ShowDown 2020 (WWE Network Exclusive)

Matt Riddle Shoots on Goldberg Once Again in New Interview

Matt Riddle is at it again, trashing former WWE Universal Champion Bill Goldberg. In a new interview with Sportskeeda, Riddle, who has had heat with Goldberg in the past, was asked what he thought of Goldberg's most recent run. In that run, Goldberg defeated Bray Wyatt in a squash match to win the Universal Championship, […]

Otis vs. Dolph Ziggler – Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: SmackDown, May 1, 2020, courtesy of WWE.

Dolph Ziggler Calls Out WWE Censorship, Karl Anderson Agrees

Dolph Ziggler cut a promo on WWE this weekend after the company failed to publish a YouTube video featuring himself and Sonya Deville backstage at Friday Night Smackdown. Ziggler noted that the segment between Otis and Mandy Rose was available to watch online but not his. "Anyone know how to find or have a clip […]

The Street Profits challenge The Viking Raiders for Raw, courtesy of WWE.

4 WWE Raw Matches Set for Tonight for You to Doze Off To

WWE Monday Night Raw returns with another new episode tonight on the USA Network, and WWE has already revealed four of the matchups we can expect for the red brand's Money in the Bank go-home show. You know you'll be watching because habits are hard to break. Which of those matches is most likely to […]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin finally gets his hands on Mr. McMahon during the Royal Rumble Match: WWE

Cody Rhodes, Dave Meltzer Explain Why AEW Won't Have Authority Figure

AEW star and executive vice president Cody Rhodes took to Twitter to answer a fan question about when AEW will introduce an authority figure. The answer to that question, apparently, is never. Rhodes said that's not going to happen in AEW, and Dave Meltzer, who shills for AEW on Twitter and in his Wrestling Observer […]

Vince Russo Destroys the Set WITH AN AXE! (NWA-TNA PPV #26) | Classic IMPACT Wrestling Moments

Fanboy Wrampage: Dave Meltzer and Bruce Mitchell Tag-Team Vince Russo

Two of pro wrestlings biggest dirt sheet moguls formed an alliance of epic proportions Sunday, and they used their combined power to attack disgraced wrestling booker Vince Russo. Big Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter and Bruce Mitchell of Pro Wrestling Torch tag-teamed Russo in a series of tweets blasting Russo's opinions and calling […]

WWE has announced a fatal four-way match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championships at Money in the Bank (image courtesy of WWE).

WWE Books Tag Championship Fatal Four-Way for Money in the Bank

Another match has been added to the card of WWE Money in the Bank, set to take place next weekend. In addition to two simultaneous Money in the Bank ladder matches, WWE has announced a fatal four-way match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championships. The New Day will defend against Miz and Morrison, The Forgotten […]