Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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The cover to Excalibur #10

In This Issue, a Betsy Braddock WILL DIE! – Excalibur #10 [XH]

Things are kinda sorta ramping up in the comic book industry, and there were three X-books in stores last week. Of course, while things are kinda sorta ramping up, they're also kinda sorta completely imploding, as DC has split with Diamond and retailers are saying the sky is falling. Of course, I've been warning about […]

Randy Orton poses after winning The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever at WWE Backlash

Woke Randy Orton Explains Why Black Lives Matter

In the grand scheme of things one might have predicted from 2020, Randy Orton getting woke is nowhere near the top ten. But then again, it's been an unpredictable year, and hey, no one would have predicted Shawn Michaels getting woke either, but, in a pleasant surprise, here we are. And so, when Randy Orton […]

Deadpool #5 [XH]

Budding Romance and Senseless Monster Killing in Deadpool #5 [XH]

Things are kinda sorta ramping up in the comic book industry, and there were three X-books in stores last week. Of course, while things are kinda sorta ramping up, they're also kinda sorta completely imploding, as DC has split with Diamond and retailers are saying the sky is falling. Of course, I've been warning about […]

Cooking with Glob Herman in New Mutants #10 [XH]

Cooking with Glob Herman in New Mutants #10 [XH]

Things are kinda sorta ramping up in the comic book industry, and there were three X-books in stores last week. Of course, while things are kinda sorta ramping up, they're also kinda sorta completely imploding, as DC has split with Diamond and retailers are saying the sky is falling. Of course, I've been warning about […]

Edge Tears Tricep During Greatest Wrestling Match Ever at Backlash

Edge and Randy Orton may not have had the greatest WWE match ever at WWE Backlash, but they did alright. The in-ring work of both wrestlers was fantastic, actually, though the match as a whole was marred by WWE's use of piped-in crowd noise, which served as an annoying distraction throughout the night. Unfortunately, it […]

The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever: Edge vs. Randy Orton (WWE)

Edge vs. Orton at WWE Backlash: The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Well, I'm not sure what just watched in that last match between the Viking Raiders and the Street Profits, but now it's time for the main event of WWE Backlash: Edge vs. Randy Orton in The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever! Orton and Edge come to the ring. The announcements of both competitors are done weirdly, […]

Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders: WWE Backlash Live Results (WWE)

Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders: WWE Backlash Live Results

We're just one match away from "The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever"! Wouldn't it be something if the Street Profits and Viking Raiders stole the show and put on the greatest match ever instead? Hahaha, just kidding. It's the penultimate match of WWE Backlash, and we all need a break after that hoss-fest we just witnessed […]

WWE Backlash PPV: Match Card, Predictions, Live Coverage

Revenge is a Cup Best Served Warm: Jeff Hardy v Sheamus at Backlash

Before the match starts, we see Braun Strowman pull up to the Performance Center in his muscle car, which has been repaired since Miz and Morrison wrecked it on Smackdown a few weeks ago. Braun grabs his bags and walks to the rings. The dramatic tension is unbearable! We also get a commercial for Extreme […]

The match graphic for The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever happening at WWE Backlash

Edge Talks Greatest Wrestling Match Ever at WWE Backlash

WWE Superstar Edge has been less than enthusiastic about WWE's billing of his match against Randy Orton at Backlash on Sunday as "The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever," but on Saturday morning, Edge took to Twitter to post a definitive and more serious statement about the match. Ok folks, in case you took my tweets this […]

6/12/2020 WWE Smackdown Report Part 2 - And New IC Champion...

WWE SmackDown Report 6/12/2020 Part 2: And New IC Champion?

We're right in the middle of an epic contest between Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles for the Intercontinental Championship here on WWE Smackdown. If you haven't read the first half of this recap, trust us, you want to. It involves Jeff Hardy, Sheamus, and a large mug of urine. We come back from a commercial […]

Sheamus on SmackDown (Image: WWE).

WWE SmackDown Report 6/12/2020 Part 1: Urine Trouble, Jeff Hardy

WWE Smackdown starts out with a recap of drama between Sheamus and Jeff Hardy. The rumor tonight is that Sheamus is going to make Jeff Hardy take a urine test before he'll sign a contract to fight him at Backlash. We'll find out if it happens… right away! Michael Cole welcomes us to WWE Smackdown […]

Corey Graves says farewell to NXT: WWE NXT, Feb. 1, 2017

Speculation on Why Corey Graves Quit and Returned to Twitter

Earlier this week, we reported that Corey Graves had run from Twitter like a scalded dog, closing down his account. Graves has been critical of the service in the past, saying in 2018, "Unfortunately, social media has become a very toxic place. People don't know where to draw the line. It's become more exhausting than […]

The official logo of the WWE.

WWE is Making the Same Mistake That Marvel and DC Did

The big news in the wrestling world this week is a creative shakeup at WWE that has seen Paul Heyman removed as creative director of WWE Monday Night Raw and the entire creative team of both shows consolidated under Bruce Pritchard, who was previously running just Smackdown. More alarmingly, a report from the most recent […]

Triple H at NXT (Image: WWE)

How WWE's Recent Creative Shakeup Could be Bad for NXT, Triple H

Yesterday, WWE announced that Paul Heyman would return to working just as an on-screen characters while Bruce Pritchard will be in charge of creative for both Raw and Smackdown, with the writing teams for both shows consolidated. The move marks a big demotion for Heyman, who was in the middle of an 18-month long-term plan […]

Nikki Bella Having a Boy, Brie and Daniel Bryan Want Gender Surprise

Nikki Bella Having a Boy, Brie and Daniel Bryan Want Gender Surprise

Last night, E! Network aired the season finale of Total Bellas, which has already been renewed for a sixth season. There were a few storylines running throughout the season, including the Bellas' reconciliation with their father, marital troubles between Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan, Nikki Bella's relationship with Artem Chigvintsev, and of course the pregnancy […]

The official logo of the WWE.

Details on Why Paul Heyman was Fired as Creative Director of WWE Raw

It may have been quite rude for WWE to fire Paul Heyman as Creative Director of Raw and put the entire creative process under the control of Bruce Pritchard, but on the other hand, Vince McMahon was at least polite enough to do it on a Thursday, right before the latest issue of the Wrestling […]

Paul Heyman getting beaten up: WWE Playlist

Paul Heyman Out: WWE Consolidates Creative Under Bruce Pritchard

He lasted longer than Eric Bischoff did as Executive Director of SmackDown, but Paul Heyman has now also been released from his duties as Executive Director of Raw, WWE announced in a statement on Thursday. Creative for both Raw and SmackDown will now be handled by a single team under the direction of Bruce Pritchard, […]

CM Punk, master of social media [Screencap from WWE Broadcast]

AJ Styles Fires Back at CM Punk's Subtweet Pipe Bomb About BLM

AJ Styles may believe the Earth is flat, but that doesn't mean he can't recognize when a subtweet is about him. The Phenomenal One was interviewed by the Times of India, and he was asked about CM Punk's subtweet, which called out Styles for refusing to speak out in support of the Black Lives Matter […]

A Jim Cornette on a Pole Match.

Fanboy Wrampage: Dave Meltzer vs. Mark Madden Over Jim Cornette

In a storyline that has to have been booked by Vince Russo, Dave Meltzer took on Mark Madden in a Jim Cornette on a pole match on twitter Wednesday. Things kicked off when the beloved wrestling journalist, a frequent critic of WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump, criticized Trump's attempts to force CNN to apologize for […]

The official logo for AEW or All Elite Wrestling.

6/10/2020 AEW Report Part 2 – Moxley and Cage in a Backlot Brawl

Okay, we're back with part two of our AEW Dynamite report. We're all praying for Orange Cassidy right now after he was beaten to near death with a bag of oranges by the Inner Circle. If you haven't read part one of the report, do so now. That's an order! Tony Schiavone is set to […]