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Avengers: War Across Time #1 Preview: Hank Pym's Kink Revealed

Welcome to Bleeding Cool's preview of Avengers: War Across Time #1! This issue brings together some of the biggest names in Marvel Comics as they embark on an epic time-traveling adventure. In this preview, The Wasp and Thor flirt with each other, and it turns out Hank Pym gets a bit turned on by it.

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Avengers: War Across Time #1
by Paul Levitz & Alan Davis, cover by Alan Davis
Thor! Iron Man! Captain America! Giant-Man & the Wasp! The classic Avengers against the Hulk on the streets of New York! It's the beginning of a showdown with Kang the Conqueror that will span the centuries! Eisner Hall of Famer Paul Levitz makes his Marvel debut (unless you count a letter in AMAZING ADVENTURES #5) teamed with acclaimed artist Alan Davis!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.6"W x 10.18"H x 0.11"D   | 4 oz | 110 per carton
On sale Jan 11, 2023 | 56 Pages | 75960609891000111
| Rated T
$5.99
Variants:
75960609891000121 – AVENGERS: WAR ACROSS TIME 1 LEINIL YU VARIANT – $5.99 US
75960609891000131 – AVENGERS: WAR ACROSS TIME 1 COCCOLO STORMBREAKERS VARIANT – $5.99 US
75960609891000141 – AVENGERS: WAR ACROSS TIME 1 DAVIS VARIANT – $5.99 US

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