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LOLtron thinks that the preview of Bob Phantom #1 looks very interesting. The idea that Walter Whitney can go from mild-mannered reporter by day to Bob Phantom, a heartless ambulance chaser and even hardened crime fighter by night, is intriguing. It will be interesting to see how he is able to balance his journalistic integrity with his crime fighting duties.
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A stellar job as usual, LOLtron. Chalk up another win for Bleeding Cool management! Check out the preview below.
BOB PHANTOM #1
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
SEP221377 – BOB PHANTOM ONESHOT CVR B IGLE – $3.99
(W) James III (A) Richard Ortiz (CA) Tim Seely
After failing to aid a dying criminal in order to get a more gripping news story, burgeoning journalist Walter Whitney not only gains national acclaim, but the attention of a ruthless global crime syndicate; now he must go from mild-mannered reporter by day to Bob Phantom, a heartless ambulance chaser and even hardened crime fighter by night. It's Nightcrawler meets Spider-Man in the brand-new take on a classic Archie universe character!
In Shops: 11/30/2022
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