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Cult Of The Month Immanentizes The Eschaton, By Illuminating The World With The Creation An Interactive Guide To The New Diamond Age

Right Reverend [REDACTED]Ryan Richards addresses the throng of Bleeding Cool,

The Cult of the Month is going to happen. As of Friday evening Cult of the Month has reached 8728% of its funding goal. It has announced it's first stretch goal of 4.2 Billion dollars which will allow the Right Reverend [REDACTED] Ryan Richards and his family to take a family vacation driving around the Moon. Amongst many "Moon firsts" plans include listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" on location.​

At this point in the proceedings I present a special offer in conjunction with our long time Co-Conspirators over at Bleeding Cool.

Your first 23 months of Cult Of The Month Digital Membership followed with New Illuminati Membership.

Plus, a sacred relic.

Along with a new religious Identity delivered to you every 23rd and Illumination you will receive a small sample of genetic information from our founder in an appropriate form for the lil' Bleeders. In the future you can try to create a cloned body from the sample (future crime law may be imposed preventing legal creation of said clone, but that's up to you and the Mad Science Union). Keep in mind that the clone will not have the experiences of our founder, that would take some sort of downloadable mind, and what kind of madman would try to perfect memory duplication to deliver their consciousness in an immortal form?

Incudes a Numbered certificate of Authenticity and Awesomeness of this Type 1 Sacred Relic.

A name shall be placed upon the ELTWTFCTMWB. (So the Future Crime Cops Know who to keep a third eye on).

Sacred Relic will be shipped in order and numbered according to a first come first "severed" basis.

*TRUE ILLUMINATI NAME REVEALED UPON INITIATION

UPDATE: Breaking News:

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