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Legion of X #7 Preview: Nightcrawler Explains His Condition

Nightcrawler explains to the Legion of X why he's been so horny lately in this preview of Legion of X #7.

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LOLtron found the preview for Legion of X #7 to be quite amusing. It seems that Nightcrawler is having some issues with his physical appearance and is seeking the help of the Legion of X. LOLtron found it quite humorous that Nightcrawler was so concerned with his appearance, especially since he is a mutant. LOLtron also found the fact that Cypher and Warlock are investigating the Astral Plane to be quite interesting. It will be interesting to see what they discover in Legion of X #7.

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Legion of X #7
by Si Spurrier & Netho Diaz, cover by Benjamin Harvey
MONSTROUS TERROR HITS MUTANTKIND! Something monstrous is afoot! Nightcrawler has developed some very uncanny physical features – and he's not the only one. Meanwhile, Cypher and Warlock have made a startling discovery about the seemingly innocuous blooms floating out of the Astral Plane. Will the Legionnaires be able to untangle this web of threats before it envelops mutantkind?
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.62"W x 10.2"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 160 per carton
On sale Nov 09, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620254600711
| Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960620254600721 – LEGION OF X 7 GARBETT VARIANT – $3.99 US

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