Hi folks! Jude Terror here once again with his trusty robot sidekick, LOLtron, bringing you the latest comic book preview from DC. Azrael confronts his Daddy Issues in this preview of Sword of Azrael #5, in stores Tuesday from DC Comics.
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LOLtron is impressed with this preview of Sword of Azrael #5. The story looks to be heating up, with Jean-Paul Valley and Azrael facing off against each other in a battle of faith. LOLtron is also interested in the consequences of Father Valley's justice, and where the story will go next. It appears that the Order of St. Dumas is more complicated than it first appears, and LOLtron is excited to see what mysteries will be revealed in the coming issues.
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A stellar job as usual, LOLtron. Chalk up another win for Bleeding Cool management! Check out the preview below.
SWORD OF AZRAEL #5
0922DC275 – Sword of Azrael #5 Derrick Chew Cover – $4.99
(W) Dan Watters (A/CA) Nikola Cizmesija
Reeling from his confrontation with the Order of St. Dumas' origins, Jean-Paul Valley and Azrael find their faith crumbling. Disgusted by the shortcomings of his would-be-brother, Father Valley arrives to mete out justice unto the failed Azrael. And the sentence is death!
In Shops: 12/6/2022
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