Posted in: Comics | Tagged: , ,


Tartan Company Creates Patterns For Male Superheres

3213103881

Houston Kiltmakers in Paisley, Renfrewshire, Scotland, has created seven tartans inspired by comic book superheroes, hoping that said male superheroes will wear said tartan as kilts, encouraging the public to wonder what they keep under them…

_86285331_hulkstartan

A Hulk kilt wouldn't leave much to the imagination, as it is likely to split the second he increases in size. Of course there is precedence in tattoo form.

e1f79b3edc9c818eea944b1fd1b17d2b And on Planet Hulk, without the tartan, he did look like this.

900463_press01-001

Iron Man's tartan would look good on his suit…

_86285330_irontartan

Though this is the closest that Robert Downey Jr has come to playing in national dress.

tumblr_ml5kzqXGb91r1p6s1o1_500

Batman would definitely strike fear into the hearts of criminals…


_86285329_battartanEspecially when he looks like this.

f7d580e7af57d2a9b73b5e64cf788059

Would a sporran replace a Bat-utility belt?batmankilt2Or course someone beat everyone to it…

ofyiwl

No…b233e069c1ff0ee7c08d5e514931e1a4

 

Still no…

gal_gadot____wonder_woman_concept_2_by_teagone-d71x8nj

That's better. Maybe Houston should diversify a little, there's a ready made market waiting….

 

 


Enjoyed this? Please share on social media!

Stay up-to-date and support the site by following Bleeding Cool on Google News today!

Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
twitterfacebookinstagramwebsite
Comments will load 20 seconds after page. Click here to load them now.