Who Has The Bigger Package? Aquaman Or Constantine?

These are the arguments we are having these days. I kid you not. On one hand we have Aquaman with a gaudy gourd….


And Constantine who doesn't need any padding to fill out his trousers.

$_57 (3)But over in Justice League 3001, there is competition from Etrigan.



But he's always "gone, gone the form of man" so it probably doesn't last long.

And the writer of the new Cyborg series complained that the character had had his genitalia removed, making him a castrated man. But we have now seen that he is regrowing his old body again out of flesh – including everything he has lost. Who wouldn't overcompensate in such a situation?

But remember, fair DC Comics readers, it's not the size (or the size of the gourd) but what you do with it that counts. It's just just for stirring the tea with…


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About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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