The X-Men And Those Sexist Carl's Jr And Hardee's Burger Ads

We all know women are the weaker sex. Which means, when they are confronted with a large burger, such as the type that Carl's Jr and Hardee's serve, that they have no other choices but to put the burger down, crawl into a corner and cry or be lucky enough to have a shape shifting mutant power, enabling to turn into a man, with a wider jaw and a bigger stomach. Such as Mystique.

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But is that really quite so necessary? This is the internet after all, are there any non-gender-traitor options? It seems so. There's the modular approach…

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… but it can be done in one.

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There's the speedy…

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The messy…

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And the truly sensationally Canadian.

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But, for each of them, no manning up is in any way necessary. In fact, Carls Jr, might I suggest that you woman up instead? Stop all your potential customers going to In-And-Out instead…

And Quicksilver?

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Slow down, you'll do yourself an injury…

 

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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