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Apparently, fans will have to wait a little longer for the dispute between Starz and Altice to be resolved — but don't start holding your breath quite yet Starz has filed two petitions with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) as a move to legally require Altice to restore the channels to their NYC-based Optimum Systems[...]
Not exactly the message I wanted to see this afternoon as I was getting ready to engage in another round of cinematic self-flagellation in the form of George Lucas' wrong-on-so-many-levels Howard the Duck, but apparently the "cable wars" between Starz and cable system Altice USA have shifted to DEFCON 3 At the stroke of midnight on January[...]