si spurrier Archives

(SHORT 'N CURLIES) — #4 SI SPURRIER BRAINFART: My next comicbook masterpiece, for which I shall be paid ten hundred thousand groats, will have the political mission of healing any remaining scars of the Cold War in the spirit of Interplanetary Unification, Amero-Soviet integration, and Ganging Up On The Fucking Germans.  It will use the tried-and-tested subgenre of[...]

(SHORT 'N CURLIES) – #3 SI SPURRIER BRAINFART: I have The Fear, and here is why: Modern inventions and discoveries lack elegance.  Really.  They're either so sky-fuckingly complicated that they tend to be the sole preserve of scientists with more letters after their name than an episode of Sesame Street, or — if they are presented by someone Normal[...]

(SHORT 'N CURLIES) – #2 SI SPURRIER I FACT YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE: A friend of mine sprogged-up recently, and in the "oooh, isn't he sweet" aftermath of deceit and secret revulsion she committed the Ultimate Crime of harping on and on and on to everyone — including the other girls in our little group, who might[...]

(SHORT 'N CURLIES) – #1 SI SPURRIER BRAINFART: The next movie I write will be Jurassic Park 4: ADAMZOIC, in which a group of committed Creationists sneak onto a dinosaur-infested Island in an attempt to prove that humans and slavering proto-avian carnivores can live in harmony, as in Eden.  The film will be 3 hours long; will feature[...]

Gutsville is an Image comic by Si Spurrier and Frazer Irving about a religious 18th-century world within the belly of an unknown beast The Book of Job crossed with Luddites and a community that survives But it's been on hiatus for quite a while Writer Si Spurrier offered to explain, live, on Twitter. Bleeding Cool:  I[...]

SHORT 'N CURLIES – #0 Si Spurrier The other night I dreamt that excessive levels of HATE could cause haemorrhoids. Not in the obvious way – like the more you loathe stuff the more arsegrapes you sprout – but in the impersonal sense: like a weapon.  Oh-ho-yes; what fun I needed merely to turn my misanthropic revulsion on[...]