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I need light in the dark as I search for…The Weekly Static! So while I text my apologies to Jack's Mannequin and before we pull the ripcord on all of this…I'm going to need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent[...]
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But when it comes to being De La? It's just me, myself and I…and The Weekly Static! Now while I work on a heartfelt apology to the great De La Soul, take a moment to decide because this is your last chance After this, there's no turning back You take the blue pill – The Weekly[...]
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Welcome back! It's The Weekly Static, so that's what you call us That or – uh – "His Weekness", or – uh – "Weeker," or "El Weekerino," if you're not into the whole brevity thing But first? I need you to look me in the eye and put your hands on top of the table[...]
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Give me some rope, I'm…The Weekly Static!* (read in a summer movie trailer voice) In a world corrupted by darkness…one man will show them the light Coming Summer 2018, it's… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gCfwILUVcVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: Bosom Buddies Opening and Closing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gCfwILUVc) The Weekly Static is our righteously desperate-yet-endearing look at the past week in the land[...]
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We'll be getting back to the regular The Weekly Static grind next week; but this week, we're wrapping up 2017 in a pretty little bow with a look back at the five biggest television screw-ups from the past year From corporate censorship and questionable career choices to really bad hair days and a disappointing Today,[...]
The Weekly Static s01e20.3 – 2018 "Cusack" Series: Hulu's Castle Rock
Welcome to the third and final act in The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale! As we wrap up this little shindig, make sure to check out Friday's "post-mortem" on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017: Spike's The Mist; and on Saturday, we unveiled 2017's "little engine that could" MVP: TruTV This time, we hit the[...]
The Weekly Static s01e20.2 – 2017 Most Valuable Player: TruTV
Welcome back to  The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale! As we continue on with our little "mid-season finale," make sure to check out the "post-mortem" we performed on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017 (Spike's The Mist…though we're still looking at you, Twin Peaks); and tomorrow, we'll be making the case for 2018's "Cusack" show to[...]
The Weekly Static s01e20.1 – 2017 Post-Mortem: Spike's The Mist
Welcome to the first chunk of The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale, where we're going to take a look at our personal choice for 2017's "little engine that could" (truTV) and the show we've got the hots for going into 2018 (Hulu's Castle Rock). But first, it's time for a little clean-up by taking a look[...]
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We want his cash so don't make us annoyed, but he can give all the toys to…The Weekly Static! Because it's not really the holidays without some Kinks, right? So mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the lawn there arose such[...]
The Weekly Static Interviews: Patrick Fischler of Happy! and Twin Peaks
Earlier this year, we were treated to his turn as Las Vegas executive Duncan Todd in David Lynch and  Mark Frost's return to Twin Peaks for Showtime, and Fischler is currently stalking our screens as sociopathic mob enforcer Smoothie in Syfy's series adaptation of Grant Morrison and Darick Robertson's graphic novel Happy!. Credit: Showtime Fischler was kind enough to take[...]
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Sing it for the boys, sing it for the girls! Every time that you lose it sing it for the world! Sing it from the heart, sing it till you're nuts! Sing it out for the ones that'll hate…The Weekly Static! Now that we've gotten our "dos cucharadas" of My Chemical Romance goodness out of the way…[...]
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I do magic tricks for… The Weekly Static! Whether it's "welcome" or "welcome back," it's great to have you join us as we assume squatters' rights on this patch of pop culture property. But before we get to that that — and not to freak you out or anything — but I think you've got a… …crawling on[...]
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And once you've had enough? Carry on, but don't forget to love…The Weekly Static! But before we go any further, you should know why it is I've gathered all of you together this evening There is a murderer on the loose, ladies and gentlemen…and that person is in this room with us at this very moment. Isn't that[...]
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I'm the king of recap, there is none higher, so sucker MC's should probably call me "sire." To burn my kingdom, you must use fire, but I won't stop rockin' till…The Weekly Static! Now while I work on getting my cockles up to a respectable level of warmth, take a minute to check out your… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYyBU7FqZ0 So with[...]
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Give me some rope I'm coming loose, I'm pulling for…The Weekly Static! Welcome back, everybody…glad you could join me again! But before we get ready to trip the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York… here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpB_w8t0U0Video can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: Marlena – Devil 2004 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpB_w8t0U0) So once more with feeling – here's[...]