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Open up my eager eyes, cause I'm…  The Weekly Static! With righteous amounts of love and respect to The Killers; now as I back out of the room slowly and awkwardly – Peter Griffin-style – check out this week's… https://youtu.be/k7P6Fk5PdzIVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: 1987 NBC Saturday morning preview special (https://youtu.be/k7P6Fk5PdzI) This week, The Weekly Static – Bleeding Cool's look[...]

So come on, let's keep doing it like we're doing…The Weekly Static! With all sorts of love for Charli XCX and Rita Ora, here's a little reminder of a comedian who was taken from us way too soon – but left us a body of work that continues to influence new generations to this day –[...]

And when our children tell their story, they'll tell the story of…The Weekly Static! With proper respect to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Ben Platt, a little reminder that before there was Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story there was this week's edition of… https://youtu.be/A82NTtIzlNMVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: American Gothic Teaser.avi (https://youtu.be/A82NTtIzlNM) The Weekly Static is our[...]

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies — but I'm not asking for a miracle. We're looking for angels in the darkest of skies — but I'm not asking for… The Weekly Static! Done with much love to Chvrches (you can check out the song 'Miracle' here) and… Whoa! Lady, I will gladly get you off[...]

A little piece of a bloody tooth, just so you know I was thinking of you — just so you know I was… The Weekly Static! With much love to Kings of Leon (clearly a personal favorite) – it's now or never! Red wire? Blue Wire? Cause in thirty seconds, partner? This is whole thing is going… https://youtu.be/MaPzpyIwJQwVideo[...]

Just a simple touch and it can set you free, so we don't have to rush when you're alone with… The Weekly Static! With much love and respect to The Weeknd (who just released a new EP)…I'll put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you[...]

Help me, help me — somebody help me — save me from… The Weekly Static! While you bask in the glow of my homage to Alkaline Trio, make sure the safety bar is secure across your lap and that you keep your hands inside throughout the duration of the ride: https://youtu.be/vQ9rX0ImqJUVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled:[...]

So it's time to raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs! We will never be – never be – anything but loud and nitty-gritty, dirty little… The Weekly Static! While I continue riding the waves of Pink (P!nk) euphoria, we ask that you help control the pet population by having[...]

Credit: AMC On this edition of The Weekly Static Interviews, we had the opportunity to speak with Fear the Walking Dead's Danay Garcia ahead of both the Blu-ray/DVD release of FTWD season 3 (out now, with all of the info you need below –– including a deleted scene) and the show's highly anticipated fourth season in April. Garcia's Luciana Galvez[...]

If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy, I don't mind cause you mean that much to… The Weekly Static! A plague of locusts upon your homes if you didn't know that was The Temptations  – and I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling… https://youtu.be/Kg2EvhTAer8Video can't be loaded because JavaScript[...]

Next on The Weekly Static: Extras!, Margo Staten follows up her thoughts on CW's iZombie Season 4 trailer and Season 1 with her takeaways from the show's second season: all leading up to Monday night's Season 4 premiere. https://youtu.be/iE9FZeUFIL4 "A massive zombie outbreak means never having to say you're sorry" – Olivia "Liv" Moore Originally published by DC[...]

In this edition of The Weekly Static: Extras!, our good friend Margo Staten returns to get us all up-to-speed on the CW's iZombie starting with her overview of Season 1 Here's the knowledge she imparted onto us – and we didn't even have to eat her brain to get it: https://youtu.be/GN-Kenm_CSs "I don't have post-traumatic stress[...]

On behalf of every heartbroken soul here at The Weekly Static, our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of the tragedy at Stoneman Douglas High School, their families and the community. Kinda crazy how it feels tonight, and kinda crazy how you make it all alright You crush me with the things you do…[...]

Cause it's one night and one more time, but thanks for the memories…even though they weren't so great. He tastes like…The Weekly Static! Because Fall Out Boy and the writing gods behind Moonlighting understand that imitation is the highest form of flattery…but did I happen to mention? Did I bother to disclose? That this man that we're seeking[...]

We're turning over this edition of The Weekly Static: Extras! to our good friend Margo Staten, who found herself binge-crushing the first three seasons of The CW's iZombie Not known for her geek viewing habits, we asked Staten to put fingers-to-keys and make the case for why iZombie is on her "required watching" list: I must[...]

I need light in the dark as I search for…The Weekly Static! So while I text my apologies to Jack's Mannequin and before we pull the ripcord on all of this…I'm going to need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent[...]

But when it comes to being De La? It's just me, myself and I…and The Weekly Static! Now while I work on a heartfelt apology to the great De La Soul, take a moment to decide because this is your last chance After this, there's no turning back You take the blue pill – The Weekly[...]

Welcome back! It's The Weekly Static, so that's what you call us That or – uh – "His Weekness", or – uh – "Weeker," or "El Weekerino," if you're not into the whole brevity thing But first? I need you to look me in the eye and put your hands on top of the table[...]

Give me some rope, I'm…The Weekly Static!* (read in a summer movie trailer voice) In a world corrupted by darkness…one man will show them the light Coming Summer 2018, it's… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gCfwILUVcVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: Bosom Buddies Opening and Closing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gCfwILUVc) The Weekly Static is our righteously desperate-yet-endearing look at the past week in the land[...]

We'll be getting back to the regular The Weekly Static grind next week; but this week, we're wrapping up 2017 in a pretty little bow with a look back at the five biggest television screw-ups from the past year From corporate censorship and questionable career choices to really bad hair days and a disappointing Today,[...]

Welcome to the third and final act in The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale! As we wrap up this little shindig, make sure to check out Friday's "post-mortem" on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017: Spike's The Mist; and on Saturday, we unveiled 2017's "little engine that could" MVP: TruTV This time, we hit the[...]

Welcome back to  The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale! As we continue on with our little "mid-season finale," make sure to check out the "post-mortem" we performed on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017 (Spike's The Mist…though we're still looking at you, Twin Peaks); and tomorrow, we'll be making the case for 2018's "Cusack" show to[...]

Welcome to the first chunk of The Weekly Static's three-part mid-season finale, where we're going to take a look at our personal choice for 2017's "little engine that could" (truTV) and the show we've got the hots for going into 2018 (Hulu's Castle Rock). But first, it's time for a little clean-up by taking a look[...]

We want his cash so don't make us annoyed, but he can give all the toys to…The Weekly Static! Because it's not really the holidays without some Kinks, right? So mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the lawn there arose such[...]

Earlier this year, we were treated to his turn as Las Vegas executive Duncan Todd in David Lynch and  Mark Frost's return to Twin Peaks for Showtime, and Fischler is currently stalking our screens as sociopathic mob enforcer Smoothie in Syfy's series adaptation of Grant Morrison and Darick Robertson's graphic novel Happy!. Credit: Showtime Fischler was kind enough to take[...]

Sing it for the boys, sing it for the girls! Every time that you lose it sing it for the world! Sing it from the heart, sing it till you're nuts! Sing it out for the ones that'll hate…The Weekly Static! Now that we've gotten our "dos cucharadas" of My Chemical Romance goodness out of the way…[...]

I do magic tricks for… The Weekly Static! Whether it's "welcome" or "welcome back," it's great to have you join us as we assume squatters' rights on this patch of pop culture property. But before we get to that that — and not to freak you out or anything — but I think you've got a… …crawling on[...]

And once you've had enough? Carry on, but don't forget to love…The Weekly Static! But before we go any further, you should know why it is I've gathered all of you together this evening There is a murderer on the loose, ladies and gentlemen…and that person is in this room with us at this very moment. Isn't that[...]

I'm the king of recap, there is none higher, so sucker MC's should probably call me "sire." To burn my kingdom, you must use fire, but I won't stop rockin' till…The Weekly Static! Now while I work on getting my cockles up to a respectable level of warmth, take a minute to check out your… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYyBU7FqZ0 So with[...]

Give me some rope I'm coming loose, I'm pulling for…The Weekly Static! Welcome back, everybody…glad you could join me again! But before we get ready to trip the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York… here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpB_w8t0U0Video can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: Marlena – Devil 2004 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpB_w8t0U0) So once more with feeling – here's[...]