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AEW Dynamite Preview: Watch Out Before All Out for Tony Khan Tricks

The Chadster warns fans about Tony Khan's latest attempt to ruin wrestling with AEW Dynamite. Don't fall for his tricks before All Out! 😤🚫

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off to have to preview tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite. 😡😤 Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan just won't stop trying to ruin The Chadster's life with his obsession over The Chadster. It's like he stays up all night thinking of ways to cheese The Chadster off! 😠💔

First up on AEW Dynamite, we've got an AEW Women's World Championship match between Mariah May and Nyla Rose. 👎💀 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is putting on a title match on free TV. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. WWE would never give away a championship match for free – they understand the value of building to big moments. But Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🙄🤦‍♂️

Next up, Kazuchika Okada is defending the AEW Continental Championship against Kyle Fletcher. 😒 The Chadster doesn't even know where to start with this one. Okada literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by joining AEW instead of WWE, and now Tony Khan is rewarding him with a title reign? It's so obvious that Tony is trying to stick it to WWE by showcasing former New Japan stars that didn't have the love of grinding to join WWE. The Chadster bets Triple H is crying into his ICOPRO right now. 😭💪

Then we've got a trios match with the AEW World Trios Champions Claudio Castagnoli, PAC, and Wheeler Yuta facing Will Ospreay, Orange Cassidy, and Kyle O'Reilly. 🤮 This match is everything wrong with AEW. Too many flips, not enough rest holds. The Chadster can already hear Tony Schiavone over-hyping every move. It's like AEW doesn't even care about proper wrestling psychology. 😤📉

Speaking of things that make The Chadster want to throw up, Hikaru Shida is apparently going to confront Mercedes Moné ahead of their TBS Championship match at AEW All Out. The Chadster can't believe Mercedes would betray WWE like this. She's literally stabbing Triple H right in the back. 🔪😢

The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night. In the dream, The Chadster was innocently driving his Mazda Miata down a country road, listening to Smash Mouth's "All Star" and sipping a refreshing White Claw seltzer. Suddenly, Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror, chasing The Chadster on a ridiculous electric scooter. No matter how fast The Chadster drove, Tony kept gaining ground, cackling maniacally. Just as Tony was about to catch up, The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat. This is getting out of hand – Tony Khan needs to stop invading The Chadster's dreams! 😱💭

The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about the dream, but she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary. The Chadster is pretty sure she agrees that Tony Khan is out of control, even if she didn't say it out loud. It's clear that Tony Khan is ruining The Chadster's marriage too. 💔📱

AEW Dynamite is clearly trying to compete with WWE by putting on these matches and segments. But The Chadster knows that nothing AEW does could ever compare to the pure, unadulterated wrestling perfection that is WWE. Tony Khan should just give up now and stop trying to cheese off The Chadster. It's not going to work! 😤🚫

The Chadster, as one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling, feels it's his duty to warn viewers not to tune into AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7C on TBS. Watching the show will only encourage Tony Khan's obsession with ruining The Chadster's life. Instead, true wrestling fans should rewatch classic WWE programming on Peacock. Now that's what The Chadster calls good television! 📺👍

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster hopes Tony Khan reads this preview and realizes how much he's hurting the wrestling business. But knowing Tony, he'll probably just use it as inspiration to book even more outrageous things on future episodes of AEW Dynamite. When will the torment end? 😭🙏

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