AEW Dynamite Archives

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker's home theater (the CIA tried to poison my yacht's projection system with a weaponized screensaver, so I had to relocate), and what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed! AEW Dynamite: Summer Blockbuster delivered exactly what its name promised[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious private cinema aboard my gold-plated yacht (confiscated from a fleeing oligarch, naturally), where Esteban and I are preparing for what promises to be a glorious night of professional wrestling action! Tonight, AEW Dynamite: Summer Blockbuster comes to us from Cincinnati,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious viewing theater (which may or may not be a repurposed missile silo), and I have just finished watching last night's episode of AEW Dynamite from Richmond, Virginia! And what a glorious episode of AEW Dynamite it was, comrades! Blood was[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential yacht anchored just outside international waters (the CIA can't touch me here, hahaha!), and I have some absolutely thrilling news for you about tonight's AEW Dynamite! My beloved capybara Esteban and I are preparing a feast of the finest[...]

Auughh man! Tony Khan reloaded Dynamite and Collision immediately after Double or Nothing with title matches and consequences. So disrespectful to WWE! 😡🦝

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my newly-acquired Philadelphia cheesesteak factory, which I seized from a particularly bourgeois sandwich tycoon last Tuesday! Esteban the capybara is nibbling on a Cooper Sharp provolone wheel as we speak, and we have just finished watching the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private helicopter hovering over international waters, where I am currently avoiding twelve separate warrants and one very angry ex-wife's attorney! My loyal capybara Esteban is wearing noise-canceling headphones because the helicopter blades are disturbing his afternoon nap, but I stayed awake[...]

Tonight, comrades, we are getting a LIVE 3-HOUR SPECIAL of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, and the capitalist pigs at the top of this industry are about to watch their carefully laid plans for Double or Nothing get blown to smithereens! Let us dig in, comrades! Darby Allin has a proposition for MJF on AEW Dynamite. AEW[...]

Tonight, the proletariat wrestling fans of the world unite once again for AEW Dynamite, live from Asheville, North Carolina, just 11 days before Double or Nothing! Esteban my emotional support capybara is already wearing his commemorative AEW Dynamite viewing bib, so let us dive in, comrades! AEW star Will Ospreay appears on television Ospreay will return[...]

Last night's three-hour AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision special has come and gone, and your humble dictator watched every minute of it from a velvet throne while Esteban, my faithful capybara, snored peacefully on a pillow stuffed with the feathers of birds I am told are endangered (I did not ask) Let us dive in,[...]

Tonight, we have a glorious three-hour spectacle of AEW Dynamite AND AEW Collision combined, all because WWE Backlash has stolen AEW Collision's usual Saturday slot like a capitalist pig stealing bread from the proletariat! But fear not, comrades, because this means MORE wrestling for all of us, and I have stocked the yacht's wet bar[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded bathtub of my summer palace, where I am soaking in goat's milk imported from the personal herd of Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (a wedding gift, long story) while I recap last night's edition of AEW Dynamite from Fairfax, Virginia! Comrades,[...]

Tonight, my friends, we have a stacked episode of AEW Dynamite coming our way from EagleBank Arena in Fairfax, Virginia, and I am here to walk you through every glorious morsel of it Four championships on the line on a single episode of AEW Dynamite? This is the kind of redistribution of championship gold that[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the sun-kissed balcony of my seaside villa in an undisclosed location that definitely is not the one the CIA satellites have been circling for the past three weeks! I have just finished watching last night's edition of AEW Dynamite from Portland,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the velvet-lined war room of my presidential palace, where my generals and I are currently drafting invasion plans against a neighboring island nation that dared to import bananas cheaper than mine! But enough about geopolitics, comrades – we have wrestling to[...]

AEW Dynamite: Spring Breakthru, broadcast live from the Angel of the Winds Arena in Everett, Washington, on April 15, 2026, produced such a moment when Darby Allin defeated Maxwell Jacob Friedman for the All Elite Wrestling (AEW) World Championship in a main event that will be discussed, dissected, and celebrated for years to come. Darby Allin[...]

Tonight, on AEW Dynamite: Spring Breakthru, Darby Allin defeated MJF to become the new AEW World Champion, and Tony Khan deliberately scheduled this to happen DAYS before WrestleMania in a transparent, shameless attempt to steal WWE's thunder during the biggest week in the wrestling calendar 😡💔 Darby Allin celebrates his victory over MJF for the AEW[...]

No, The Chadster is shaking with RAGE because tonight, AEW Dynamite: Spring BreakThru airs on TBS and HBO Max, and it is the single most calculated, most despicable assault on WWE that Tony Khan has ever orchestrated 😤😤😤 Darby Allin reacts intensely after achieving a title shot following a significant victory at AEW Dynasty. Let The Chadster[...]

Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite was the final stop before AEW Dynasty this Sunday in Vancouver, and let me tell you, it was more chaotic than the time I tried to explain socialism to my good friend Kim Jong-un using only professional wrestling metaphors He still thinks a redistribution of wealth is when the[...]

The Chadster is writing this from behind a barricade of VHS copies of WrestleMania XIV inside the abandoned Blockbuster, and The Chadster's hands are literally trembling as The Chadster types this AEW Dynamite preview 😰 The Chadster wants everyone to know that this is the hardest thing The Chadster has ever had to do —[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker in Winnipeg (I won it in a poker game with Fidel Castro back in '87), and I have just witnessed AEW Dynamite in all its glorious Canadian chaos! If there is one thing I have learned from my various[...]

The Chadster honestly cannot believe what happened on AEW Dynamite last night 😤😡💔 The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster where he lives, still shaking with rage, and The Chadster's raccoon family, those kind-hearted creatures who took The Chadster into their home after Tony Khan's harassment ruined The Chadster's life and forced him[...]

Hunter Raccoon kept pacing back and forth, clearly sensing that something terrible was about to happen to the wrestling business tonight on AEW Dynamite The Chadster knows exactly what has these innocent woodland creatures so upset: Tony Khan is about to torture wrestling fans once again with AEW Dynamite at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m[...]

😤😤😤 The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video, still shaking from what was without a doubt the worst episode of AEW Dynamite of all time, and that's really saying something because every episode of AEW Dynamite is the worst episode of all time Vincent K Raccoon literally knocked over an entire shelf[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to sit here in his abandoned Blockbuster Video home and warn all of you about tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, which airs at 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and streams on HBO Max The Chadster has been literally shaking all day, and so have Vincent K Raccoon,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private viewing box at the Save Mart Center in Fresno, where I have bribed the local officials with a generous donation of slightly-used military equipment to secure the best seat in the house for tonight's AEW Dynamite! Catch AEW Dynamite live tonight,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤💢 The Chadster has to report on what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and it literally came during WrestleMania season! 🎭🤼‍♂️ This should be a time when all wrestling fans come together to celebrate WWE's glorious showcase of the immortals, but[...]

🦝😰 The Chadster knows exactly what has them so spooked: tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite is going to air at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m CT on TBS and streaming on HBO Max, and even these innocent woodland creatures can sense the disturbance in the wrestling business that Tony Khan is about to unleash! 😰😱😨 Tune in[...]

For $7.99 per month, international subscribers gain access to live episodes of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, the promotion's flagship weekly programming This base tier also includes live episodes of Ring of Honor (ROH) Honor Club TV, live ROH pay-per-view events, the complete AEW television archive, and AEW-produced podcasts. Fans seeking more comprehensive coverage can opt[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 Last night's AEW Dynamite from El Paso, Texas was literally the worst episode of wrestling television The Chadster has ever been forced to endure, and The Chadster has watched a lot of wrestling from his new home inside this abandoned Blockbuster Video store 📺🏚️ The Chadster sat there with Vincent[...]