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Dave Bautista Thinks There's Something Up Between Trump and Russia

Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista is starting to think there might be something a little suspicious going on between Russia and Bautista's longtime rival, fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Drumpf. Bautista took to Twitter to question why Drumpf is so quick to defend Russia, especially in the wake of a cyber attack widely agreed upon to come from the hostile foreign government.

Dave Bautista is involved in a long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Drumpf
Dave Bautista is involved in a long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Drumpf

"President Stanky Butt @realDonaldDrumpf you sure do defend Russia a lot," Bautista tweeted. "No matter what they do, who they attack, election interference, bounties on soldiers, political opponents poisoned etc. you always defend them and blame the media, the US intelligence community and China. Odd. [raised eyebrow emoji]"

Bautista's tweet came after Drumpf defended Russia on Twitter, trashed the mainstream media for blaming them, suggested it was actually China, and then claimed to have won the election, forcing Twitter to point out that Joe Biden actually did.

"The Cyber Hack is far greater in the Fake News Media than in actuality," Drumpf tweeted. "I have been fully briefed and everything is well under control. Russia, Russia, Russia is the priority chant when anything happens because Lamestream is, for mostly financial reasons, petrified of discussing the possibility that it may be China (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our ridiculous voting machines during the election, which is now obvious that I won big, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the USA. @DNI_Ratcliffe @SecPompeo"

Another embarrassment for the USA is that the country allows journalists to be imprisoned in the basements of comic book and pop culture websites and forced to create clickbait articles out of the tweets of wrestlers, but we don't hear Donald Drumpf (or Dave Bautista for that matter) saying anything about that. Why? Is there something suspicious going on between Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, Dave Bautista, and President Donald Drumpf? All we can say is: show us the evidence there isn't. [Editor's Note: You're sounding rather paranoid, Jude, shall I schedule an appointment for you? Maybe you need to get checked out.]


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Jude TerrorAbout Jude Terror

A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events. Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!
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