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Kevin Nash to Donald Trump: Dont Go Out Like a Bitch

Kevin Nash to Donald Trump: Don't Go Out Like a Bitch

Like President Trump, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth refuses to accept that the election is basically over and is keeping me locked in the basement to produce these clickbait articles for the foreseeable future. [Editor's Note: Jude, as I have repeatedly told you, the lock on the door is for your safety.]  Former WWE, WCW, and[...]

Kevin Nash Invites Fans to Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Kevin Nash Invites Fans to Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

As election results poured in on November 3rd and it began to become clear that Donald Trump would lose the presidential election, the WWE Hall-of-Famer immediately declared his intention to file lawsuits in various states in hopes of altering those results. Trump's affinity for litigation didn't go unnoticed by one of his most powerful political […]

5 Times Marvels Ike Perlmutter Bailed Out President Donald Trump

5 Times Marvel's Ike Perlmutter Bailed Out President Donald Trump

With the election around the corner, the United States will soon find out who the president will be for the next four years. If Donald Trump wins reelection, it will be due to a number of factors, but one that can't be discounted is the support of his friends. And what better friend does Donald […]

Dave Bautista Says Obama Gave Trump the Bitch Slap He Needed

Dave Bautista Says Obama Gave Trump the Bitch Slap He Needed

Will all the Bautista marks out their head to the polls on election day?Personally, I don't even know if I'll be able to make it, as leaving the Bleeding Cool basement requires the permission of Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth, and she has specifically instructed me to stay down here and produce as many clickbait articles about[...]

Dave Bautista Has Got Some Bad News for President Donald Trump

Dave Bautista Has Got Some Bad News for President Donald Trump

As you know, if you've been reading these reports, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has kept me locked in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters where she's forced me to produce a nonstop stream of clickbait articles based on Dave Bautista's tweets about Donald Trump If I fail to deliver the required number of Bautista[...]

Youll Never Guess Who Dave Bautista Thinks is the Worst American

You'll Never Guess Who Dave Bautista Thinks is the Worst American

Day and night, Bautista's Twitter feed is a nonstop stream of criticism of the president, and a wellspring of clickbait article material we take advantage of here at Bleeding Cool.Bautista's tweets about President Trump are so prolific we have an entire section of the site dedicated to them, and boy do I regret starting it[...]

Dave Bautista Teams with DNC for Early Voting Ad

Dave Bautista Teams with DNC for Early Voting Ad

You can save the day today."And once you've done that, I encourage you to continue to be a superhero and come rescue me from Bleeding Cool's basement, where I am being held prisoner and forced to churn out clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets under threat of physical violence from Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth,[...]

Why Marvel and DC Comics Should Have a Superhero Draft Like WWE

Why Marvel and DC Comics Should Have a Superhero Draft Like WWE

Wouldn't that make for an easy-to-write clickbait article that would rank highly in a lot of Google searches? Yes! So let's do this thing.[caption id="attachment_1278909" align="aligncenter" width="600"] The WWE Draft could be a model for a Marvel and DC Superhero Draft.[/caption]A superhero draft would help keep all the superhero feuds and angles fresh.How often can[...]

Dave Bautista: 5 Things The Animal Can Do if Trump Loses the Election

Dave Bautista: 5 Things The Animal Can Do if Trump Loses the Election

And I will continue to turn his tweets into clickbait articles lest Kaitlyn Booth breaks my knees with a sledgehammer Simple. [Editor's Note: Been working on my swing.]But if Trump loses, then that changes everything, doesn't it? Dave Bautista will have to find something else to do with his time And that means so will I?[...]

Has Aubrey Sitterson Sold Out to Marvel Bleeding Cool Investigates

Has Aubrey Sitterson Sold Out to Marvel? Bleeding Cool Investigates

Acclaimed comic book writer Aubrey Sitterson is known for his rugged good looks and extreme leftist politics but is the co-creator of No One Left to Fight and The Comic Book Story of Pro Wrestling, planning to grow a neckbeard, don a fedora, and get a job working at Marvel comics?! It seems unlikely, as […]

Dave Bautista to Donald Trump: Youre Fired

Dave Bautista to Donald Trump: You're Fired!

WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista stole a catchphrase shared by fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump and Trump's friend, and Bautista's former boss, Vince McMahon, when he addressed the president in his latest shoot promo on Twitter. "You're fired," Bautista told Trump, part of a promo where Bautista shoots on Trump's home stretch […]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 5 Ways a Snyder Cut Could Improve the Series

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 5 Ways a Snyder Cut Could Improve the Series

A lot of bad things have happened in 2020, but one that pretty much makes up for all of it is the fact that earlier this year, Warner Bros finally agreed to release the Snyder Cut, a version of the failed 2017 film Justice League that restores the original vision of director Zack Snyder. Snyder […]

WWE Smackdown Star to Finally Wrestle Topless at Clash of Champions

WWE Smackdown Star to Finally Wrestle Topless at Clash of Champions

It's been a long time since the Attitude Era, but could WWE be about to bring back one of pro wrestling's most time-honored traditions: gratuitous nudity? That seems to be the case according to a promise recently made by a WWE Smackdown star. Scroll down below if you want to be spoiled on the surprise. […]

Top 5 Sasha Banks Screencaps from The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer

Top 5 Sasha Banks Screencaps from The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer

The wrestling world went absolutely nuts on Wednesday when the new trailer for The Mandalorian Season 2 dropped. The trailer features our first glimpse of WWE star Sasha Banks in the show, which is a treat for both WWE marks and Star Wars marks alike. A lot of websites have written whole articles about a […]

Who is the SmackDown Mystery Woman An Investigative Report Listicle

Who is the SmackDown Mystery Woman? An Investigative Report Listicle

For the past two weeks on WWE SmackDown, WWE has been teasing the debut, or perhaps re-debut, of a mystery woman. Two weeks ago, we saw a video promo focusing on her feet. Yesterday, we saw another video, this time starting with her feet, but then showing her getting dressed, giving us a shot of […]

Timothée Chalamet Marked Out About Dave Bautista on Set of Dune

Timothée Chalamet Marked Out About Dave Bautista on Set of Dune

The point is that I was asked to write a clickbait article based on another website's clickbait article about Dave Bautista and Dune because both of those topics tend to get a lot of clicks, and the thought of combining those clicks together is just too much to resist, and so here we are What[...]

Renee Young on Post-WWE Career: AEW Confirmed

Renee Young on Post-WWE Career: "AEW Confirmed!"

Renee Young has weighed in on her post-WWE plans in a podcast interview with Sports Illustrated, including whether or not she plans to go to AEW. The answer is: she doesn't really know yet. But she did address the way fans like to speculate on it. "Literally, the second anybody leaves WWE or is fired […]

5 More Things for Snyderbronies to Do While Waiting for the Snyder Cut

5 More Things for Snyderbronies to Do While Waiting for the Snyder Cut

Zack Snyder is a genius the likes of which the filmmaking world has never seen, and we could probably write a hundred clickbait articles just from analyzing that one trailer Besides, when the Snyder Cut does come out, do you want to be taken by surprise by all of the secrets other Snyderbronies discovered because[...]

5 Ways WWE Can Improve on the Brilliant Concept of Raw Underground

5 Ways WWE Can Improve on the Brilliant Concept of Raw Underground

In WWE's master plan to revitalize its business during a pandemic era that's looking likely to last another six months at minimum, Raw Underground has played an important role. Offering MMA-style worked shoot fights in a dimly-lit warehouse during the 10PM hour of WWE Monday Night Raw, Raw Underground offers something "cool" for WWE fans […]

Fanboy Wrampage: Tony Khan vs. Ryan Satin Over Crowd Direction

Fanboy Wrampage: Tony Khan vs. Ryan Satin Over Crowd Direction

AEW President Tony Khan and WWE-affiliated dirt sheet mogul Ryan Satin found themselves in a contentious Twitter exchange over the direction of wrestling crowds in WWE and AEW. It all started when Satin took to Twitter to compare Khan's speech to the live crowd before Thursday's episode of Dynamite, which asked them not to chant […]