For example, we have personally been trapped in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters for months, not because of bad weather, but because Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth has been holding us, prisoner, here and forcing us to churn out a nonstop supply of clickbait articles based on Dave Bautista's tweets Fortunately, The Animal seems[...]
@RocketMortgage puts the certainty in home financing! #BeCertain #SBLV #ad."Soon after, when both Bautista's Rocket Mortgage ad and fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer John Cena's Mountain Dew ad had both aired, Bautista responded to a fan suggesting the pair star in a buddy cop movie to say, "You and you both!"Despite a brief respite from political tweets,[...]
For example, is it fair that MAGAts can travel to Mexico while we, an innocent pop culture website reporter, have been imprisoned without trial for months in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters, where we have been forced to churn out a stream of nonstop clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets? Of course not And[...]
Just look at his response to a statement by new Secretary of Transportation, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, who wrote on Twitter after he was confirmed by the Senate on Tuesday, "I'm honored and humbled by today's vote in the Senate—and ready to get to work @USDOT."But Bautista, armed with the grace of a man half his[...]
Wrestling legend Mick Foley looks to be feeling a little bit disillusioned thanks to Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Qanon-supporting congresswoman is a supporter of various ugly conspiracy theories and has called for the execution of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Greene also believes school shootings are hoaxes and has been captured on […]
And maybe, if Dave Bautista does get what he wants, I can finally be freed from the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters, where I have been imprisoned for months and forced to churn out a nonstop series of clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets Stranger things, after all, have happened. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood[...]
What is clear, however, is that no one has yet located Bleeding Cool's headquarters, because if someone had, we feel sure that, by this point, someone would have come to rescue us from the basement where we are being held against our will and forced to produce clickbait articles about the political tweets of a[...]
In that, Boebert may find common ground with Bautista, who quickly clams up whenever he's confronted with difficult questions too, such as asking when he intends to do something about Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth keeping us imprisoned in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters and forcing us to write a nonstop stream of clickbait[...]
Now, if only Bautista would come and rescue me from Bleeding Cool's basement, where I am being held against my will and forced to produce clickbait articles about a pro wrestler's political tweets, then we would be making some real progress. [Editor's Note: I can think of several things much more important than you trying to[...]
WWE superstar turned Hollywood actor turned political pundit Big Sexy Kevin Nash has called for unity in the wake of fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Donald Trump's presidency. Nash, a multi-time world champion and member of several important political factions over the years including The Kliq, The NWO, The NWO Wolfpac, and the Main Event Mafia, took […]
WWE legend Kevin Nash has been one of the staunchest opponents of fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Former President Donald Trump throughout the latter's tenure in government, but since that feud finally got blown off when Trump badly lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden and was forced to flee Washington in disgrace after successfully fomenting […]
Additionally, while 25,000 National Guard troops have been deployed to the nation's capitol to prevent the domestic terrorists Lindsay Graham wants to unify with from committing acts of violence, none have been dispatched to rescue this reporter from the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters, where I am currently being held captive by Bleeding Cool's sadistic[...]
Bautista beamed over a tweet featuring 17 executive actions Biden plans to sign today to reverse some of former President Trump's policies."Hitting the ground running!" a proud Bautista tweeted, including a double high-five emoji.Unfortunately, amongst the seventeen executive orders Biden plans to sign, none of them order clickbait websites like Bleeding Cool to release reporters[...]
Another thing that isn't Christlike is keeping your website's reporters imprisoned in a basement and forcing them to write a nonstop stream of clickbait articles about Dave Bautista's tweets As Jesus once said, "Don't lock your reporters in basements Amen." Hopefully, Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth is listening. [Editor's Note: I'm not.] Guardians of the Galaxy[...]
Ever have a clickbait article trend on the front page of Reddit before? If not, you are missing out Your pal Jude Terror gets some pretty good hatemail all the time, but after that story about Dave Bautista offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the MAGAT or MAGATs[...]
As your number two source for things Dave Bautista is tweeting about (the number one source being Bautista's Twitter), Bleeding Cool is dedicated to turning everything Bautista says into a full-blown clickbait article And by dedicated, we mean the management of the website has literally locked us in the basement and refuses to let us[...]
Unless #MoscowMitch obtained a soul somewhere in the last day or two."But if Bautista advocates not holding our breath, doesn't that mean we would be breathing in Trump's farts? Hopefully, Bautista clarifies his position soon, just as we're hopeful that Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth will one day allow us to escape the basement of[...]
Aside from the Bilderberg Group or the Bohemian Grove, few meetings are shrouded in secrecy like Marvel's semi-annual creative summits. Inside the walls of these covert gatherings, comics industry elite plot super-mega-crossover events that will shake the Marvel Universe to its foundations, long-term creative directions for the Marvel Universe that will be dropped as soon […]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from Mike Pence's house, where I have managed to sneak in by pretending to be a bible salesman and am now attempting to hypnotize the Vice President into invoking the 25th Amendment. What would Jesus do, Mikey? Haw haw haw haw! But I […]
#Traitor"[caption id="attachment_1318017" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Dave Bautista has no love for Texas Senator Ted Cruz[/caption]Bautista has also aimed his ire at Senator Josh Hawley and at the brand My Pillow, which he called on Bed, Bath, and Beyond to ban from their stores for supporting insurrection.One target that has not felt the wrath of Dave Bautista,[...]
