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WWE SmackDown Delivers Perfection With LA Knight US Title Win

The Chadster declares WWE SmackDown was perfect as LA Knight reclaimed US gold! Meanwhile, Tony Khan keeps invading dreams! Auughh man! So unfair! 😤

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled 🥰 to bring you this recap of last night's absolutely AMAZING episode of WWE SmackDown! Triple H has once again proven why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of professional wrestling entertainment, unlike what Tony Khan tries to pass off as wrestling over at AEW. 🤮

WWE SmackDown kicked off with Randy Orton cutting an incredible promo about how Kevin Owens is a jealous man who tries to destroy others out of envy. 😍 The way Randy explained his desire to punt Owens' head was exactly how promos should be delivered – with intensity and purpose! The Chadster thinks Pat McAfee being called the second greatest punter in WWE was such clever writing. 🏈

This is the kind of promo that AEW could never pull off because Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🙄 Over at AEW, they just let wrestlers ramble about whatever they want without any structure!

The Chadster was absolutely impressed with Tiffany Stratton's victory over Piper Niven! 💕 That Prettiest Moonsault Ever is exactly the kind of perfectly executed move that WWE superstars perform flawlessly every week. Post-match, Charlotte Flair attacked Tiffany and applied the Figure 8, setting up what will surely be an amazing program between these two incredible talents. 👑

Meanwhile, in AEW, Tony Khan probably watched this match while taking notes because he has NOTHING original to offer. Auughh man! So unfair! 😤

Pretty Deadly secured a win over Motor City Machine Guns and Los Garza in a fantastically choreographed triple threat match! 🏆 The Chadster couldn't help but notice how much better WWE's tag team wrestling is compared to AEW's chaotic spotfests. In WWE, tag team wrestling tells a story with psychology and pacing, while AEW just has teams doing random flips for no reason! 🤸

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😠

The confrontation between Bianca Belair and Naomi was EMOTIONAL STORYTELLING at its finest! 😭 When Naomi finally admitted to attacking Jade Cargill, you could feel the betrayal in the air. And then Jade appearing in white clothing splattered with red? ICONIC! 👏 That's the kind of visual storytelling that proves WWE's creative superiority.

Tony Khan could never come up with something this nuanced – all he knows is to book random matches with no story! 🙄

Braun Strowman defeated Solo Sikoa by DQ when Tama Tonga interfered, but the real highlight was the post-match brawl with Jacob Fatu! 💥 The Chadster almost spilled his White Claw when Strowman chokeslammed Fatu through those tables! This is the kind of big man action that WWE excels at, creating larger-than-life moments.

AEW just has small indie wrestlers doing flips, and it literally stabs Triple H right in the back. 🔪

The Women's US Title Street Fight between Chelsea Green and Michin was EXACTLY how hardcore matches should be presented! 🪑 The surprise appearance of Alba Fyre helping Green retain was shocking and sets up intriguing future storylines. The Chadster noticed how perfectly safe yet exciting this match was – unlike the dangerous garbage wrestling Tony Khan books!

The absolute highlight of WWE SmackDown had to be Cody Rhodes' emotional promo addressing John Cena's shocking heel turn! 🎤 The American Nightmare appeared with a visible black eye and damaged ear, selling the effects of The Rock's new faction's brutal attack from Elimination Chamber. The way Cody spoke about having to lie to his 4-year-old daughter about his injuries was MASTERCLASS storytelling! 💔

When Cody called out Cena for "giving up" after wearing "never give up" for years, The Chadster got goosebumps! 😱 And the way he referenced his history with Philadelphia and told Cena "the title weighs nothing to me" – THIS is how you cut a promo with emotional depth! The "Come and get some" challenge at the end was the perfect icing on the delicious cake of this segment.

Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably forcing MJF or someone to try to copy this promo right now! That's all AEW does – they copy WWE's homework and change it slightly! It literally stabs Triple H right in the back! 🔪

Drew McIntyre picked up a victory over Jimmy Uso with a devastating Claymore Kick! 👢 The post-match attack by Damian Priest perfectly builds their WrestleMania program. This is how you create anticipation for a big match!

Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably booking random matches with no build just to cheese The Chadster off. 😡

The main event of WWE SmackDown saw LA Knight defeat Shinsuke Nakamura to reclaim the United States Championship! 🇺🇸 The match was perfectly paced with an exciting finish involving mist, a chair, and Blunt Force Trauma! THIS is how you book a title change – with drama, excitement, and justice for a beloved superstar!

The Chadster knows this match alone was better than AEW's entire existence. YEAH! 👍

The Chadster has to share this with you all… Last night after watching WWE SmackDown, The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan. 😱 In the dream, The Chadster was at the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia (just like where WWE SmackDown was held), giving tours and explaining WWE history to visitors. Suddenly, Tony Khan appeared wearing a Jacob Fatu mask and chased The Chadster through Independence Hall!

Tony kept yelling "Acknowledge me, Chadster!" while throwing tiny tables at The Chadster. Every time The Chadster tried to escape through a door, Tony would be waiting on the other side, sipping from The Chadster's White Claw! 😰 At one point, Tony cornered The Chadster in the room where the Declaration of Independence was signed and said, "I'm declaring independence from your unbiased journalism! I'm doing it for the sickos!"

The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat and Keighleyanne was already awake, texting that guy Gary again. When The Chadster told her about the nightmare, she just sighed and said, "Maybe if you stopped obsessing over AEW, you wouldn't have these dreams." She just doesn't understand how Tony Khan is invading The Chadster's dreams! This is psychological warfare! 😤

This episode of WWE SmackDown was absolute perfection from start to finish! 💯 Triple H knows exactly how to book meaningful, entertaining television that respects the wrestling business. Unlike Tony Khan, who just throws things at the wall hoping something sticks.

As Kevin Nash said on his podcast last week, "WWE's building stories that make sense, while AEW's just booking matches like they're playing a video game with no consequences." The Chadster couldn't agree more with this objective analysis from one of wrestling's greatest minds! 👏

The Chadster can't wait for next week's WWE SmackDown, where we'll see Street Profits challenge for the tag team titles and Randy Orton take on Carmelo Hayes! Meanwhile, The Chadster will continue driving his Mazda Miata with Smash Mouth blasting, knowing that WWE is the only real professional wrestling company in the world!

Tony Khan, please stop invading The Chadster's dreams! You're ruining The Chadster's life enough already! Auughh man! So unfair! 😭

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