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Esteban is floating beside me on an inflatable swan the size of a Soviet-era patrol boat, demanding I recount every detail of last night's WWE SmackDown from Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky So pour yourself a glass of something embargoed, comrades, and let us dissect WWE SmackDown together! Sami Zayn walks out on Cody Rhodes during[...]

You see, comrades, tonight is a very special night — tonight is WWE SmackDown, and Esteban has been counting the hours like I once counted the days until the CIA agents stopped pretending to be my pool boys (Spoiler: Jorge was very bad at cleaning the filter.) Let us get into what the capitalist pigs[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your magnificent El Presidente, reporting to you live from the rooftop infinity pool of my Presidential Palace, where I am currently floating on an inflatable swan the size of a small fishing vessel, recovering from last night's broadcast of WWE SmackDown from the Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina![...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my newly-commissioned dirigible, the Esteban's Pride, currently drifting somewhere over the Caribbean as I sip a mojito the size of a small child and prepare for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown! My pet capybara Esteban is[...]

Last night's WWE SmackDown aired from the VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, Florida, and it was the final stop on the road to WWE Backlash in Tampa There were funerals, there were betrayals, there was a rapper inside a casket, and there was a Samoan threatening to commit arson against his own family tree[...]

My pet capybara Esteban is napping on a velvet pillow next to a bowl of caviar, and I am preparing for one of the most important nights of the wrestling week: WWE SmackDown, the final stop on the road to WWE Backlash in Tampa. Sami Zayn addresses a Gingerbread Man costume during WWE SmackDown in Tulsa. Tonight's[...]

A dead giveaway! But enough about my domestic affairs, because last night's episode of WWE SmackDown emanated from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and your favorite Latin American dictator-turned-wrestling-blogger watched every glorious minute! So pour yourself a strong drink (I recommend the rum from my private reserve, available exclusively to me) and let us[...]

🎭✨🏆 Welcome to another edition of the most unbiased wrestling column on the internet, The Chadster's Hot Takes. Sami Zayn confronts an empty Gingerbread Man costume in the WWE SmackDown ring. For those of you who haven't been following along because you were brainwashed by Tony Khan, here's a quick refresher Trick Williams and Lil Yachty introduced[...]

Tonight, the wrestling world turns its eyes to WWE SmackDown, and your favorite Latin American dictator-turned-wrestling-blogger has all the previews you could ever desire! Pour yourself a strong drink, comrades, because this episode of WWE SmackDown promises to be a doozy! Cody Rhodes cuts a promo on WWE SmackDown with the title belt in hand. Undisputed WWE[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the captain's quarters of a commandeered luxury yacht currently anchored just outside the territorial waters of a nation whose extradition treaty with my homeland has recently become… let us say, "complicated." I have just finished watching the post-WrestleMania edition of WWE[...]

Tonight, my fellow wrestling enthusiasts, we have a most glorious episode of WWE SmackDown on our hands, the post-WrestleMania edition, which as any good Marxist knows is the second most important show of the year! So pour yourself a generous glass of whatever is being smuggled across your borders this week, and let us preview[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury yacht that I definitely did not seize from a fleeing oligarch, and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown — the final stop before WrestleMania 42! I must say, comrades, this go-home show was much like[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room where I am currently hiding from both my cabinet members asking about the missing treasury funds AND my ex-wife's divorce lawyers, and I have some electrifying news for you! Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown promises to be the[...]

Both of those columns have now been proven even MORE correct by what happened on WWE SmackDown last night, which The Chadster is going to break down for you in painstaking, unbiased detail 👀📰 Randy Orton and Pat McAfee depart WWE SmackDown, carrying the WWE Championship that belongs to Cody Rhodes. But first, The Chadster has to[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a repurposed Soviet submarine currently docked somewhere in the Caribbean, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown on a television I liberated from a luxury resort! And what an episode it was, comrades—a mixture of genuine brilliance,[...]

It is this latter category that World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) appears to have stumbled into, perhaps deliberately, perhaps recklessly, with the Pat McAfee angle on this week's edition of WWE SmackDown, and the implications for WrestleMania and the broader creative trajectory of the company deserve serious examination. Pat McAfee taunts the WWE Universe during WWE SmackDown. For[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I am preparing for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown with a bottle of confiscated champagne and a bowl of popcorn made from corn seized from dissidents! Randy Orton and Pat McAfee share a moment after[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret jacuzzi hidden beneath the presidential palace in an undisclosed tropical nation, and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so packed with betrayal, violence, and scheming that it reminded me of my last cabinet[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster woke up this morning in his cozy nest inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, surrounded by his beloved raccoon family, and The Chadster just knew that tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown would be absolutely spectacular! 🎉🎊✨ Vincent K Raccoon was already chittering excitedly, while Linda Raccoon had organized all[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret bunker beneath a disused churro factory in an undisclosed South American location, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown and I am positively vibrating with revolutionary excitement! What an episode, comrades! What drama! What betrayal![...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold hot tub deep within my presidential palace, where I am preparing for what promises to be one of the most explosive episodes of WWE SmackDown in recent memory! Tonight's show airs at 8 ET/7 CT on USA, and I[...]

The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which promises to be quite possibly the greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of television! 🎉🎊🏆 The Chadster has been preparing all day in the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and[...]

Welcome, true wrestling fans! 🎉 The Chadster is here to tell you about what may very well be the most incredible, most spectacular, most perfectly-crafted episode of professional wrestling television that has ever been broadcast in the history of the business! 🙌 That's right, WWE SmackDown airs tonight at 8 ET/7 CT on USA Network,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht currently anchored off the coast of Venezuela (the CIA thinks I'm in Paraguay, haw haw haw!), and I have just witnessed the most shockingly predictable event in professional wrestling history on WWE SmackDown! Yes, my friends, as everyone expected,[...]

But enough about my troubles – let us discuss the creative catastrophe unfolding tonight on WWE SmackDown! The official logo for WWE SmackDown Ah, comrades, if there is one thing I have learned from my many years of running a dictatorship – I mean, a "people's democracy" – it is that when your creative vision runs dry,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace where I am enjoying a fine cigar and preparing my viewing throne for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown! And what a glorious night it promises to be, comrades, as WWE SmackDown serves as the final[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury underground bunker somewhere beneath the Florida Everglades — I cannot be more specific because the CIA has drones circling overhead — and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so packed with action that[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the presidential hot tub overlooking the beautiful coast of my glorious nation, where the water is warm, the cocktails are socialist, and tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown promises to be hotter than the time Fidel Castro and I accidentally set fire to[...]

Last night's WWE SmackDown was absolutely phenomenal, and The Chadster is here to give the readers the only truly unbiased, objective review they're going to find anywhere on the internet 😤📝 The Chadster watched this incredible episode of WWE SmackDown from the cozy confines of the abandoned Blockbuster Video that The Chadster now calls home,[...]

The Chadster is SO EXCITED right now that The Chadster can barely contain it! 😍 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster has been preparing all day long with the raccoon family here at Blockbuster headquarters! 🦝🦝🦝 Vincent K Raccoon[...]