Guardians Of The Galaxy Director James Gunn Won't Reveal Elusive Easter Egg Before His Death Bed

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In a shrewd move that means he won't have to pay up on that $100,000 wager if he isn't telling the truth, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 director James Gunn vowed that he would never reveal the long-hidden final Easter egg from the film's predecessor, except for perhaps only his deathbed.

It's unknown why Gunn would be so mean as to deprive fans of knowing about this final Easter egg, even after the heartfelt missive he sent to fans yesterday thanking then for the success of GotG2. Perhaps Gunn's refusal to reveal the Easter egg is actually a grateful gift to the entertainment media, thanking them for helping to promote his movies with an endless stream of clickbait articles based on his social media posts by providing a clickbait article topic that can potentially last for decades.

For that, we thank you James Gunn. May you live a long and healthy life, and may someone ask you about this Easter egg on Twitter roughly once every three months.

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A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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