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Deadpool/Wolverine #7 Preview: Stryfe's Helmet Steals the Show

Stryfe's helmet returns with deadly power in Deadpool/Wolverine #7, plus an all-new mutant foe debuts to shake up our heroes' plans this Wednesday!

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LEGACY! The DEBUT of an ALL-NEW MUTANT foe! And STRYFE's got his helmet back! The power it brings turns the table on our heroes' plans. RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.

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Deadpool/Wolverine #7
by Benjamin Percy & Robert Gill, cover by Joshua Cassara
LEGACY! The DEBUT of an ALL-NEW MUTANT foe! And STRYFE's got his helmet back! The power it brings turns the table on our heroes' plans. RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.61"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D   (16.8 x 25.9 x 0.1 cm) | 2 oz (51 g) | 240 per carton
On sale Jul 16, 2025 | 32 Pages | 75960621054100711
Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960621054100716 – DEADPOOL/WOLVERINE #7 CORIN HOWELL VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
75960621054100721 – DEADPOOL/WOLVERINE #7 WALT SIMONSON VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN

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