You Don't Want to Know What's in Nemedian Dogfood – Next Week's Conan the Barbarian #3

For many pet owners, simply feeding their beloved animals the cheapest pet food isn't an option. Some conscientious pet owners with the means look to supply only the finest organic, filler-free ingredients to their companions. If you fall into that category, you may want to make sure you aren't purchasing any dog food manufactured in the land of Nemedia, because what the package might claim is grain-free venison might secretly be beefy barbarian flavored.

At least, that's what we're getting out of this preview of next week's Conan the Barbarian, which shows the titular Conan sentenced to death for thievery at the tender age of seventeen.

You Don't Want to Know What's in Nemedian Dogfood – Next Week's Conan the Barbarian #3

Though, if we're being technical about it, Conan does probably provide a well-balanced meal for the pups.

Conan the Barbarian #3 hits stores next Wednesday.

Conan the Barbarian #3
(W) Jason Aaron (A) Mahmud A. Asrar (CA) Esad Ribic
• Hungry and desperate, CONAN's experience in "civilization" takes a dark turn…
• When Conan is caught thieving, he'll discover the penalty is DEATH!
• But how does this figure in to the CRIMSON WITCH's plan?
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Feb 06, 2019
SRP: $3.99

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