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Five Things You Need for a Great Superman Halloween Costume

So you're looking to build the perfect Superman Halloween costume for that important office party or all-night trick-or-treat session this year? Or maybe you just like dressing as The Man of Steel in your free time. We aren't here to judge. What we're here to do is garner clicks from a transparently shallow listicle according to a new editorial mandate here at Bleeding Cool. Either way, you've come to the right place, because no one knows Superman Halloween Costumes like Bleeding Cool, and we've put together a list of the five things you need for a great Superman Halloween costume. Here they are.

1. A Red Cape is Essential for a Superman Halloween Costume

What Superman costume would be complete without a red cape flowing behind you as you soar through the sky, saving damsels in distress and stopping evil villains? The answer is none. A Superman costume just isn't authentic without a red cape. It's an essential piece that brings the whole look together and adds to the drama and excitement of your Halloween festivities. Not to mention, it's also helpful for hiding those snacks and drinks you may sneak throughout the night to keep the Trick-or-Treating going – because even superheroes need snacks. So don't skimp on the red cape this Halloween – it's truly what makes Superman, well, Superman.

2. You Can't Have a Superman Halloween Costume Without Blue Tights

It's Halloween time, and Superman costumes are flying off the shelves. But let's face it: those cheap polyester jumpsuits just don't cut it. Without the signature blue tights, Superman just looks like an adult who left the house in pajamas, which, again — not judging, but is that the message you want to send to your neighborhood? And let's not even talk about how uncomfortable those jumpsuits can be to wear all night long. No, when it comes to pulling off the true Superman look, nothing beats a pair of snug blue tights made from high-quality spandex. So yes, they might be an added expense and a little bit embarrassing to buy (who wants to explain their purchase at the checkout line?), but trust us, they're worth it for that genuinely heroic Halloween appearance. Plus, you never know when Superman might need to grab a giant bowl of candy and make a run for it, and you can't do that in restrictive fabrics… better safe than sorry. So go ahead and embrace your inner superhero – tights and all. After all, you can't have a Superman Halloween costume without them!

3. You're Going to Need A Butt Plug

'Nuff said.

4. You Also Need Some Red Underwear for Over the Tights

Superman may be faster than a speeding bullet, but apparently, even he is not immune to the fashion faux pas of visible underwear lines. In order for your Superman Halloween costume to look its best, red briefs must be worn over the blue tights. And let's face it, who wants to have Superman showing up at their Halloween party with VPL (visible pants line)? So before you hit that costume party or trick-or-treating with your little Superman, make sure those red briefs are layered on top of those blue tights. And remember – those tighty whities you actually left in the wash with a red hoodie just won't cut it as Superman's choice of undergarments. Get the real deal bright red briefs and let everyone in your neighborhood know you're a man of both steel and discriminating tastes.

5. Of Course, A Superman Halloween Costume Can't Be Complete Without That Hair Curl

Superman may have the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound and effortlessly crush boulders with his bare hands, but let's be real: Superman wouldn't be Superman without that iconic hair curl. Sure, you can deck yourself out in Superman's classic blue and red outfit on Halloween, you can don a nice cape, and you've even got the butt plug, of course, but without that iconic hairstyle, your costume just won't be complete. No awkward Superman wig necessary – all you need is a bit of gel or mousse and some patience to perfect that perfect curl. Trust us, the extra effort will pay off when friends and strangers alike recognize you as the guy from that Zack Snyder movie. The one who let his dad die. So don't skimp on those iconic locks – they may not give you superpowers, but they'll definitely make your Superman costume stand out from the rest.

Now that you're armed with all the essential ingredients of a great Superman Halloween costume, it's time to get out there and strut your stuff. Be sure to take a photo of yourself in your new costume and post it on social media, and don't forget to give credit to Bleeding Cool for helping you to get everything exactly right when it comes to truth, justice, and the Halloween way. And no need to get graphic with a photo of the butt plug. We may not see it, but we'll know it's there. Happy Halloween!

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