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Tony Khan promised a huge announcement on AEW Dynamite tonight, and now that the cat's out of the bag, he definitely delivered. Or did he?!
Marvel has announced a new initiative called Dole Healthy Heroes, Assemble, teaming with Dole to bring the comics tradition of variant covers to the world of fruit.
After Olympic skier Remi Lindholm had his penis frozen at the Olympics, Marvel heroes Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes chimed in with words of empathy.
Inhumans leader Black Bolt responded to criticism that called his group "second-rate X-Men" and a "poor replacement to mutants" at a State of the Moon address on Friday.
This week in the Week in Comics we are joined by Ali Jaffery the Hunk, a man who uncovered a vast comics conspiracy. Plus: X-Men Recaps!
Are recap pages really the comic book version of "homework?" One of the industry's top recap page designers responds.
Fox Sports correspondent Ryan Satin says he never meant to imply that a baby should be swung around by its umbilical cord and was only joking.
Is Tessa Blanchard being pursued by AEW or not? Two dirt sheets tell two different stories... and it could mean the end of all reality!
In a sad display of toxic masculinity, Fox Sports contributor Ryan Satin had a slap fight with Dave Meltzer crony Bryan Alvarez on Twitter.
Shots fired as Marvel's Tom Brevoort rips DC's Tom King on Twitter over Mark Doyle's departure from DC Comics.
The normally vocal Dave Bautista had just one tweet during the final presidential debate last night between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
A tweet from leftist writer Aubrey Sitterson indicates he could give up saying "amen, brother" for "excelsior" in two weeks!
Roman Reigns agrees with WWE fans that watching the company's shows sucks, though his reasons are entirely different than ours.
Ryan Ottley is jumping off Amazing Spider-Man, and you won't believe the reason why in this shocking Bleeding Cool investigative report!
Snyderbronies, the hardcore supporters of Zack Snyder, rallied to attack comic book artist Doc Shaner over a "controversial" Superman opinion.