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We asked an AI to come up with 5 X-Men stories worthy of a return of the master, Chuck Austen. The results wildly x-ceeded our x-pectations.
In the spirit of the holidays, we asked an AI to come up with concepts for Snyder Cuts of five classic Christmas films. You won't believe the results!
In the spirit of the holidays, we asked an AI to reimagine five Christmas classics as directed by the master of cinema, Michael Bay. The results are quite merry.
Why dine on turtle soup tonight when, instead, you could chow down on a cheesy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Casserole, dude?!
This recipe for Wolverine's wieners in a blanket will be the hit of your holiday party and be done twice as fast as any other appetizer.
Bleeding Cool kicks off a season of alternative, geek-themed holiday meal ideas with this recipe for the perfect My Little Pony Holiday Roast. Yum!
Thinking of inviting one of Marvel's Avengers to your Thanksgiving dinner? Think again! These are the top five Avengers you should never invite!
Is your relationship feeling played out? Why not invite some Marvel mutants for a super-mega-crossover event in the bedroom?
The X-Men have just finished one massive crossover, but it's already time to get ready for another one as The Brood get revenge on them and Captain Marvel.
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would make the best boyfriend? The answer may surprise you, but you'll never know if you don't give us that click.
To satisfy an editorial mandate to produce more clickbait listicles, we've put together this list of what five Marvel heroes are handing out for Halloween this year.
Did you stay up until midnight to hear Midnights, the new album by Taylor Swift? You're not alone. Some of your favorite superheroes did too!
Everybody is wondering who should be the next prime minister of the UK. Bleeding Cool has your answer: Alan Moore. Read why in this listicle.
Don't want to be Superman for Halloween this year? That's okay. We've got a listicle to walk you through the best Batman costume too!
So you're looking to build the perfect Superman Halloween costume for that important office party or all-night trick-or-treat session this year?
Planning on dressing up as Wolverine this year, bub? Bleeding Cool has a list of everything you need for a comics-accurate Wolverine Halloween Costume.
In a suspicious confluence of events, WWE Hall of Famer Road Dogg has returned to WWE in the same week that Jeff Jarrett left, begging the question: was Road Dogg secretly doing Jarrett's job for him the whole time?
In the wake of shocking allegations about the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut movement, Bleeding Cool sat down for an EX-X-XCLUSIVE chat with a Snyderbrony bot.
Tony Khan promised a huge announcement on AEW Dynamite tonight, and now that the cat's out of the bag, he definitely delivered. Or did he?!
Marvel has announced a new initiative called Dole Healthy Heroes, Assemble, teaming with Dole to bring the comics tradition of variant covers to the world of fruit.
After Olympic skier Remi Lindholm had his penis frozen at the Olympics, Marvel heroes Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes chimed in with words of empathy.
Inhumans leader Black Bolt responded to criticism that called his group "second-rate X-Men" and a "poor replacement to mutants" at a State of the Moon address on Friday.
This week in the Week in Comics we are joined by Ali Jaffery the Hunk, a man who uncovered a vast comics conspiracy. Plus: X-Men Recaps!
Are recap pages really the comic book version of "homework?" One of the industry's top recap page designers responds.
Fox Sports correspondent Ryan Satin says he never meant to imply that a baby should be swung around by its umbilical cord and was only joking.
Is Tessa Blanchard being pursued by AEW or not? Two dirt sheets tell two different stories... and it could mean the end of all reality!
In a sad display of toxic masculinity, Fox Sports contributor Ryan Satin had a slap fight with Dave Meltzer crony Bryan Alvarez on Twitter.
Shots fired as Marvel's Tom Brevoort rips DC's Tom King on Twitter over Mark Doyle's departure from DC Comics.
The normally vocal Dave Bautista had just one tweet during the final presidential debate last night between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.