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He took the news well. It's truly an overwhelming privilege to be asked to host the Oscars My thoughts upon hearing the news were, one, I will do my utmost to live up to the high standards set forth by my predecessors; and two, I hope they don't find out I hosted the Charlie Sheen Roast. Based[...]

He uses the word "banned". Admiral General Aladeen will deliver a formal response tomorrow morning to being banned from the Oscars by The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Zionists. It looks like he's not planning to attend after all, and depending on his response tomorrow morning he may even be looking to cement his place in[...]

So who should fill that spot? The internet concludes: The Muppets! What started out as a group on Facebook and subsequently became a Twitter page has now snowballed into a world-wide-web-wide clamouring for this to become a reality, probably because it's a really good idea. With their next big movie on the way, The Muppets are making a comeback[...]