WWE Saturday Night's Main Event Archives

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just witnessed pure wrestling excellence last night on WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with excitement! 🎉🎊✨ CM Punk defeated Jey Uso to become the new World Heavyweight Champion, and The Chadster couldn't be happier about it! 😊😊😊 This is exactly what wrestling is[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is absolutely CHEESED OFF that The Chadster has to write this preview of WWE Saturday Night's Main Event while suffering under the oppressive alcohol prohibition that Keighleyanne has unfairly imposed upon The Chadster! 🚫🍺😭 And everyone knows this is all Tony Khan's fault for making The Chadster throw[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the ruins of an abandoned Blockbuster Video in Caracas, where I am watching WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, a grand display of capitalist excess, on a television I definitely did not steal from the American embassy! Goldberg speaks to[...]

Last night, WWE Saturday Night's Main Event absolutely proved why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling entertainment, and The Chadster couldn't be more thrilled! 🥰 This show was so amazing that it literally made The Chadster cry tears of joy while sipping a refreshing White Claw seltzer 🍹 Meanwhile, Tony Khan was probably crying[...]

WWE announces Saturday Night's Main Event and Evolution for July 12-13, directly opposing AEW All In in continuation of decades-old anti-competitive tactics.

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🎉 to preview tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event for all you wrestling fans! 💯 This is going to be one of those historic shows that people talk about for generations to come, unlike anything that Tony Khan could ever hope to produce with his little AEW vanity project 🙄 The[...]

The Chadster is still reeling from watching last night's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, which was absolutely everything professional wrestling should be! 💪 Of course, Tony Khan had to try to counter-program it with AEW Collision, which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 Shawn Michaels[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now because tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🙌 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably crying into his pillow because he knows AEW Collision can't possibly compete with this absolute masterpiece of professional wrestling 😭 WWE Saturday[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report on the epic return of WWE Saturday Night's Main Event! 🎉💪 This classic show made a triumphant comeback, and it was everything a true wrestling fan could hope for WWE really knows how to put on a spectacular event that respects the wrestling business, unlike some other companies[...]

Mark your calendars, comrades, for January 25th, 2025, will be a date that lives in wrestling infamy! WWE Saturday Night's Main Event graphic Now, you might be thinking, "But El Presidente, why such a short gap between these grand events?" Well, let me tell you a story Back in my younger days, when I was arm-wrestling with[...]

El Presidente reports on the epic clash between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens at Saturday Night's Main Event. CIA conspiracies and socialist glory await!

WWE resurrects iconic Saturday Night's Main Event on NBC, amidst shifting TV deals and industry competition. What does this mean for wrestling's future?