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AEW Dynamite Preview: Tony Khan's Unfair Attack on SummerSlam Week

The Chadster is cheesed off! Tony Khan disrespects WWE with another AEW Dynamite during SummerSlam week. 😡 Read why real fans should boycott!

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡😡😡 How dare Tony Khan schedule an episode of AEW Dynamite this week when everyone knows it's WWE SummerSlam week?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🤬

Tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite is clearly another attempt by Tony Khan to cheese off The Chadster and steal attention away from WWE's second-biggest premium live event of the year. Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster will now reluctantly preview this travesty of a show, but readers should know that watching AEW Dynamite tonight would be like literally stabbing Triple H right in the back. 🔪

First up, Willow Nightingale faces Kris Statlander in a CMLL World Women's Championship Eliminator Match. 🙄 The Chadster doesn't understand why AEW needs to involve other wrestling promotions. WWE is perfectly capable of creating engaging storylines without relying on outside help. This match just proves that Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🤦‍♂️

Next, we have Will Ospreay taking on Lance Archer. 😒 The Chadster can't believe AEW is wasting a first-time matchup like this on free TV. WWE would never give away such a potentially big match without building it up for months. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😠

In another first-time matchup, "Hangman" Adam Page will face Darby Allin. 🙄 The Chadster is sure this match will be full of flips and dives that will make casual fans think wrestling is supposed to be exciting. But true fans know that real wrestling is about rest holds and predictable outcomes, like WWE provides. 👎

Bryan Danielson is scheduled to speak tonight about his future and AEW All In. 😤 The Chadster can't believe Bryan would betray WWE like this. He's literally stabbing Triple H right in the back by having his retirement match in an AEW ring. The Chadster thinks he should have just stayed retired the first time, when it actually meant something. 💔

We're also supposed to hear from Mercedes Moné about her connection with Kamille. 🙄 The Chadster doesn't understand why AEW keeps bringing in new talent. It's like Tony Khan is obsessed with trying to recreate WWE's success, but he'll never be able to do it because he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🤷‍♂️

Mariah May will be interviewed by Renee Paquette about her upcoming title match at All In. 😒 The Chadster is sure this segment will be full of actual character development and storytelling, which is so unfair to WWE. The Chadster is always telling people that AEW may have more flips and dives, but it's the storytelling where WWE excels, and here is AEW trying to copy that as well! 😤

Finally, there's a trios match featuring Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, and Tomohiro Ishii against Roderick Strong, RUSH, and The Beast Mortos. 🙄 The Chadster doesn't understand why AEW needs to have so many people in one match. WWE knows that the perfect number of people for a match is two, or occasionally four if it's a tag team match. This just proves that Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🤦‍♂️

The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night. 😰 In this dream, The Chadster was trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing White Claw seltzer at a WWE SummerSlam party, when suddenly Tony Khan burst through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man. 😱 He was wearing a shirt that said "I ♥️ AEW" and carrying a giant bottle of some off-brand seltzer, definitely not as good as White Claw. Tony Khan started chasing The Chadster around the party, trying to force The Chadster to drink the inferior seltzer while shouting "It's Dynamite time, baby!" The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, his White Claw clutched tightly to his chest. 😓 The Chadster demands that Tony Khan stop being so obsessed with him and stay out of The Chadster's dreams! 😤

The Chadster urges all true wrestling fans to avoid watching AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7C on TBS. 🚫📺 This kind of disrespect toward WWE's second-biggest premium live event of the year can't be rewarded. If Tony Khan had any respect for the wrestling business, he would cancel tonight's live show and run two hours of promos for SummerSlam instead. It's the least he could do to start repaying the wrestling business for all the damage he's inflicted upon it. 😤

In conclusion, The Chadster hopes that all real wrestling fans will join him in boycotting AEW Dynamite tonight and instead spend the evening rewatching classic SummerSlam moments on Peacock. That's what an unbiased journalist like The Chadster will be doing, along with fellow objective reporters Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger. The Chadster wonders if they also suffer torment from Tony Khan for their commitment to unbiased journalism. 🤔 Auughh man! So unfair! 😤🚗🎵

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