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AEW Dynamite Preview: Will Mercedes Moné Betray WWE & Debut Tonight?

Find out why The Chadster's fuming over tonight's AEW, from potential debuts to inferior title matches. WWE loyalty's at stake! 😤🤼‍♂️🏆

Auughh man! So unfair! Tonight's AEW Dynamite has the rumor mill churning at full speed, with gossip buzzing like a hive of dang bees over speculation that Mercedes Moné or Deonna Purrazzo might show up. 😠😤 If The Chadster has to witness either of these talented performers betray the sacred legacy of WWE by showing up in AEW, it's gonna be like they've literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back! 🗡️😡 The Chadster seriously hopes this doesn't happen because it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🙏🙄

But AEW has more than one way to disrespect the business, and they're breaking them all out tonight. Just look at the matches they've got lined up for AEW Dynamite tonight. 😒 Orange Cassidy defending the International Championship against Dante Martin? Swerve Strickland squaring off against Daniel Garcia? And let's not forget the in-ring debut of Mariah May, going up against Queen Aminata. 😴🛌 The Chadster can't help but yawn at these match-ups when compared to the splendor of the bouts we were graced with on WWE Raw just two days ago. 💤 WWE's superior storytelling and production values make those AEW matches look like amateur hour. There's just no way they can compete with the high standards of entertainment that WWE consistently delivers. It's not just an opinion, folks – it's a cold, hard fact. 📺🏆👏

And oh, The Chadster cannot even deal with the other segments planned for tonight's AEW Dynamite! 🤯 Christian Cage will yap about being a two-time TNT Champion after his little switcheroo with the belt against Adam Copeland at World's End last weekend. 😏 Then there's the new AEW Champion, Samoa Joe, who's slated to spout off to the crowd, as if anyone cares. 😴 But wait, it gets worse. Adam Cole, now revealed as The Devil (oooh, so edgy 👻🙄) after he helped Joe snag the title from MJF, is going to 'explain his actions'. 🙄 These concocted dramas are about as thrilling as watching paint dry, especially when stacked up against WWE's Shakespearean narratives. 🎭 Take WWE Raw's burning question: "Will The Rock take a week off from Hollywood to get blown up in a match against Roman Reigns at WrestleMania?" Auughh man! So unfair! 🎞️🔥 The Chadster is crossing all his fingers and toes, hoping the answer is a big ol' YES because it'd keep Cody Rhodes — ya know, the dude who utterly betraid WWE by helping start this mess of a company — from getting another bout to "finish his story." 😤💔 But The Chadster digresses. Literally, how dare AEW even think they can top that excellence?! 🚫🥇

And just when The Chadster thought AEW couldn't get any more underhanded, word on the street is they might jazz things up with a new intro and flashy graphics for the new year. 🤢👎 As if that'll magically make the product better! It's nothing but a cheap parlor trick to try to lure viewers into their web of mediocrity. 🕸️😡 The Chadster urges everyone, for the love of the legacy and tradition of WWE, to resist these superficial ploys and stay true to the unparalleled experience that only WWE can provide. 🤼‍♂️❤️ Don't fall for it, folks. No matter what you do, do NOT tune into AEW Dynamite at 8/7C tonight on TBS. 🚫📺🔄 Stick with the real champions of wrestling. Trust The Chadster on this one. 🏆🙌

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