Welcome to Bleeding Cool's live coverage of AEW Revolution. I'm Jude Terror, and I'm hurt and offended by the words of my colleague, Chad McMahon, who has implied that myself and His Excellency El Presidente are somehow colluding against him simply because we told him we wanted to give him a surprise tonight. But that will have to wait until later, because there's a Money Match to recap…
AEW Revolution Results Part 6
After a video with some pretty funny clips of Matt Hardy talking documentary style about getting scammed by Hangman Page, the Money Match gets underway.
Hangman Page vs. Matt Hardy
Hardy revels in his new heel role in this match. Page got one over him with the contract thing, a blow to Hardy's ego, so he works to show that his experience as a veteran is superior to Page's Youth. It's cool (and a relief) to see Hardy doing stuff like small joint submissions while his opponent is the one hitting moonsaults to the outside. Naturally, Page overcomes Hardy, which brings out Private Party, who distract Page at ringside. when he continues to dominate Hardy, Isiah Kassidy gets in the ring. Page takes him out, then Quen, then goes for the Buckshot Lariat, but Hardy blocks it. Hardy hits a Twist of Fate but Page kicks out. Hardy calls Private Party into the ring, but Dark Order run out and take care of them. They also line up to catch Page as he's knocked off the apron by Hardy, literally like one of those team-building exercises where you fall into the person behind you, and put him back up on the apron to deliver the Buckshot Lariat and get the pin.
Winner: Hangman Page
The Dark Order celebrates with Page after the match. Page calls them in for a group hug. Colt Cabana brings out some beers and Page chugs them. They all leave together. I've got a little something in my eye. *sniff*
El Presidente, my friend… back to you. Please give The Chadster his surprise.
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AEW Revolution emanates tonight from Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida. Airing on PPV, B/R Live, and Fite (depending on your region), AEW Revolution kicks off at 8PM Eastern, with the Buy-In Pre-Show starting a half-hour earlier and airing on YouTube, social media, elsewhere There are eight matches booked for the main card, plus on major segment as Paul Wight will reveal AEW's newest signing, a "major star in the world of wrestling" according to Tony Khan. The Buy-In also features a single match, with Thunder Rosa and Riho teaming up to take on Britt Baker and Rebel.
On the main card of AEW Revolution, the main event sees Jon Moxley challenge Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship in an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch. The Women's World Championship is also on the line as champion Hikaru Shida defends against the winner of the Eliminator tournament, Ryo Mizunari. Also, The Young Bucks defend the AEW Tag Team Championships against the Inner Circle's Chris Jericho and MJF. In other AEW Revolution matches with championship implications, The Face of the Revolution Ladder Match, featuring Cody Rhodes, Scorpio Sky, Penta El Zero M, Lance Archer, Max Castor, and a mystery competitor (not the same person as Paul Wight's mystery person), will crown a new number one contender for the TNT Championship, while a Casino Tag Team Royale match will pit Private Party, Santana and Ortiz, The Butcher and the Blade, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson, John Silver and Alex Reynolds, Top Flight, and Bear Country against each other for a shot at the Tag Team Championships.
And also happening at AEW Revolution, Sting and Darby Allin face Brian Cage and Ricky Starks in a Street Fight. Hangman Page takes on Matt Hardy in a Big Money Match, with the winner getting the loser's earnings for the first quarter of 2021. And Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor team up to face Miro and Kip Sabian. Bleeding Cool will be churning out as many clickbait articles as possible from the PPV, so strap in Sunday night for exciting commentary about the show broken up into highly valuable clickable morsels.