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AEW Rampage: Tony Nese Loses Title Match, Wins AEW Contract
The reason: The Chadster needed to dull the pain after watching AEW Rampage and seeing Tony Nese, that traitor to The Chadster's beloved WWE, win an AEW contract even though he failed to defeat Sammy Guevara to win the TNT Championship. The Spanish God @sammyguevara defends his TNT Championship against the Premier Athlete @TonyNese NOW on[...]
The logo for AEW Rampage
Thanks to Bleeding Cool TV Editor Ray Flook, a man who is in cahoots with Tony Khan and supports Tony Khan's mission of ruining The Chadster's life, has taken time out of his busy schedule of owning Joe Rogan fans to demand that The Chadster write up a preview for tonight's episode of AEW Rampage,[...]
Wangman vs. Danielson Set for Winter is Coming Edition of
AEW has changed the graphic they've been using to promote Bryan Danielson vs Hangman Adam Page at Winter is Coming to make clear that it's "Hangman" and not "Wangman" who will be taking on the American Dragon The original poster used an unfortunate Nordic-looking font with a flourish that made the H look like a[...]
Is AEW Star Chris Jericho the BBC's Next Doctor Who?
Following a segment on last night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and based on his long history of reinventing his character, a fan theorized that wrestling legend Chris Jericho could secretly be a Time Lord, a member of the time-traveling alien race from the BBC television show Doctor Who. Could Chris Jericho be the next Doctor Who? It[...]
AEW Dynamite: Cody Rhodes Put Through Flaming Table w/ Bad Sunburn
This week on AEW Dynamite, Tony Khan booked Cody Rhodes to go through a flaming table in the finish of his match with Andrade El Ídolo… while Cody was suffering from a severe case of sunburn! Cody Rhodes wrestles Andrade El Ídolo with bad sunburn on AEW Dynamite Thanks to Tony Khan's cruelty, he would later[...]
Wangman vs. Danielson Set for Winter is Coming Edition of
On AEW Dynamite last night, the company announced that the upcoming Winter is Coming special edition of Dynamite, Winter is Coming, will feature a match between Bryan Danielson and the Wangman The move comes as a surprise considering everyone was expecting Danielson to face AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page at the event, but here[...]
AEW Dynamite: Hangman Page Joins Commentary for Very Unfair Episode
Why? Because Tony Khan has made it his life's mission to ruin The Chadster's life and render The Chadster sexually impotent, as the card for tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite illustrates perfectly Auugh man! So unfair!  First of all, Cody Rhodes and Andrade El Idolo will face off in a Street Fight as Cody continues his[...]
How Bobby Fish Pinning Wheeler Yuta Proves NXT is Better Than AEW
Former Undisputed Era members Bobby Fish and Adam Cole defeated Best Friends members Orange Cassidy and Wheeler Yuta on AEW Rampage this week, with Fish pinning Yuta after an avalanche falcon arrow in the opening match The feud between these two teams that at one time represented bitter rivals in a wrestling ratings war was[...]
AEW Rampage: Riho Should Give Up a Title Shot Out of Respect for WWE
on AEW Rampage last night, winning a future title shot against Baker in a Black Friday Deal match made because Riho was technically never eliminated from the Casino Battle Royale at All Out earlier this year Riho will get to challenge baker for the AEW Women's Championship, a belt which Riho was the first holder[...]
AEW Rampage Preview: A Very Black Friday Indeed
Tony Khan and AEW ruined The Chadster's Thanksgiving with this week's episode of AEW Dynamite, but Khan isn't through messing with The Chadster yet Tonight, AEW has an exciting show planned for the Black Friday edition of AEW Rampage, and The Chadster just can't deal! Here's what's planned for the show tonight: First, Eddie Kingston continues[...]
AEW Dynamite: Bryan Danielson is a Turkey for Leaving WWE
Making things worse, while The Chadster was wondering how Tony Khan could have possibly snuck into The Chadster's house after AEW Dynamite last night and sabotaged The Chadster's oven, The Chadster's wife Keighleyanne texted that guy Gary she's always talking to and Gary brought over his Turkey fryer to save the day Now she's out[...]
AEW Dynamite: The Chadster is Not thankful for MJF vs. CM Punk
But The Chadster has little to be thankful for this year, thanks largely to Tony Khan and AEW First, Tony Khan caused The Chadster to become sexually impotent when AEW Dynamite chased The Chadster's beloved WWE NXT off of Wednesday nights Then, Tony Khan signed CM Punk and Bryan Danielson, causing AEW to sometimes even[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview
AEW will put on a special Thankgiving episode of AEW Dynamite tonight, but it's Tony Khan who is the turkey Khan has spent over two years ruining The Chadster's life with his wrestling programs, leaving The Chadster with nothing to be thankful for this year The Chadster can't have sex with his own wife because[...]
Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone appear in a holiday-themed "commercial" on Impact Wrestling to invite the Impact stars to AEW Dynamite
Now, it's AEW's turn to make that move. Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone appear in a holiday-themed "commercial" on Impact Wrestling to invite the Impact stars to AEW Dynamite AEW owner Tony Khan has the venerable strength of core talent he can ride on, not to mention the confidence from his media partners that they'll stick with[...]
AEW Rampage: Why AEW Should Cancel the TBS Championship Tournament
The Chadster has put up with a lot of guff when it comes to AEW Week after week during the Wednesday Night Wars, AEW beat The Chadster's beloved WWE NXT in the ratings, making The Chadster extremely sad and causing him to become sexually impotent Then AEW Dynamite drove NXT right off Wednesday Nights, making[...]