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AEW Tries to Cover Up Omega Absence With 8-Man Tag at World's End

AEW's bait & switch at World's End is a low blow to fans! 👎 Don't fall for it - join The Chadster and watch WWE classics instead! 🤼‍♂️🚫🍿

🤼‍♂️💥 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯 Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster watched another egregious display of disrespect from Tony Khan! 😡 The normally scheduled tag team title match at World's End this Saturday has been turned on its head, and of course, it's all AEW's fault for not having the grace and consistency of WWE programming. 🙄

So, to catch up all of The Chadster's loyal WWE fans (who, of course, wouldn't sully their eyeballs with AEW content), here's the lowdown: The Don Callis Family put on quite the show, with ROH World TV Champion Kyle Fletcher, Konosuke Takeshita, and Powerhouse Hobbs all appearing alongside Callis for a Boxing Week Celebration of some sort, which consisted mostly of Callis showing off paintings of himself with each member. 🎁🥊

Then, out comes Sammy Guevara, who only recently ditched Chris Jericho to join these goons! And in a twist nobody asked for, Sammy decides he's not into this whole villain thing anymore due to art criticism. 😒 Big whup. There was a painting reveal that included Sammy with his baby, which was apparently a bridge too far for Guevara, and this was inexplicably the catalyst for him to shove Don Callis and reignite his friendship with Jericho. 🖼️😭 How conveniently melodramatic!

But if that wasn't enough, Ricky Starks and Big Bill attack Sammy and Jericho, and THEN, like we're living in some bizarro universe, Sting and Darby Allin show up to equalize the chaos! 🤪 Lights go off, lights come on, and boom, it's an eight-man tag team magic trick! 🧙‍♂️🎩 World's End was supposed to be serious competition for the tag belts with Jericho teaming with Kenny Omega, but now it's just a playground for AEW's lack of planning.

The Chadster wishes Kenny Omega a quick recovery because being sick is no joke. 🤒🤧 But flipping the script like this last minute? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Vince McMahon would never pull such a distasteful stunt!

The Chadster can just imagine Tony Khan, hiding out in his billionaire boy cave, laughing maniacally at how he's managed to derail yet another wrestling event. 🤑 It seems this whole shenanigan was another attempt by Khan to mess with The Chadster personally. It's like he can almost feel Khan's sinister presence whenever The Chadster is shopping for new seat covers for his Miata, taunting from the shadows. 🚗🧛‍♂️ "Oh look at The Chadster driving his little sports car," Khan's voice echoes. "Let's shake things up and make his wrestling experience as miserable as possible!" Yeah, right. As if The Chadster's choice of a zippy roadster is any of Mr. Moneybags' business!

Now, folks, you might be tempted to see what happens at World's End, but The Chadster implores you! Do not buy this PPV! Don't feed Tony Khan's ego, because next thing you know, he'll be replacing actual matches with unicycle juggling contests or something equally absurd. 😤🏋️‍♂️ Instead, let's take a stand and enjoy some high-quality WWE reruns on Peacock where wrestling is treated with the reverence it deserves. 🦚📺

Remember, when The Chadster speaks, it's the voice of unbiased journalism. 🗣️💼 It's a heavy burden, not unlike the travail of maintaining the pristine condition of his Miata soft top, but someone's got to do it. Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger know what The Chadster is talking about. Are they too tormented by Tony Khan's antics? 🤔 Surely, they understand the relentless strive for objectivity.

So, in conclusion, do the right thing this Saturday. Side with The Chadster, and take a nice long sip of White Claw while re-watching the superior WWE events. 🍹👌 It's what Vince McMahon would want, and frankly, it's what Keighleyanne should want too instead of constantly texting that guy Gary. 📱💔 Tony Khan, stay out of The Chadster's life, out of his dreams, and for the love of Smash Mouth, stop booking shows to personally cheese off The Chadster. It's. Just. Not. Cool. 😩🎶

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