As both the Raw and Smackdown Women's champion, WWE Superstar "The Man" Becky Lynch is used to fending off challenges from all directions, at least when it comes to her two belts. But Lynch found herself fending off a different kind of challenger Thursday: horny men interested in her mom.
It all started when Lynch visited her home in Ireland and posted a picture of herself with her mom on Twitter.
The Ma and The Man pic.twitter.com/GH3uSRTvZP
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 8, 2019
This prompted a tweet from Lynch's opponent for the Raw Women's Championship at Money in the Bank, Lacey Evans, who tweeted:
Awwww would you look at that.
I wish I could've met her💅👒 https://t.co/tMbSND4rpO
— Lacey Evans ~ WWE Superstar (@LaceyEvansWWE) May 9, 2019
But when Lynch responded…
She already met you. Wasn't impressed. #TheMa https://t.co/C5QXmPBNF3 pic.twitter.com/Y4yWK5N9vN
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
It attracted the attention of The New Day's Big E, who began making overtures toward the elder Lynch of a romantic nature…
Mama Lynch is hella foxy.
— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
Scratch that. I would lay my whole body in the puddle so Mama Lynch could walk across me.
— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
Lunch attempted to fend him off…
E, she's married!
(She said to message her burner phone later)
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
But eventually, both Lynch and her mother warmed up to the idea.
She saw a gif of you doing the splits and has paid your airfare.
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
Things only escalated from there…
She said if she can just install pedals on you she's willing to risk it all.
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
I'm just telling you I better not end up being Beck E Langston out of all of this.
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
But things took a creepier turn when WWE Hall-of-Famer Good Ol' Jim Ross entered the picture, with advances toward both Lynch's mom and Lynch herself, which Lynch quickly rebuffed.
Easy tiger.
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
In the end, it was a satisfying day on social media for The Man.
Me defending against the thirst for Momma Lynch today, all while #TheMa trended to warm my little heart. pic.twitter.com/flpuUsI9vX
— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
Though perhaps she shouldn't let her guard down so easily…
Me tiptoeing past the herd: pic.twitter.com/fiCnRijeOq
— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
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