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Miro Unleashes the Beast at AEW Revolution

Published Sun, 07 Mar 2021 20:49:24 -0600

Howdy, folks. The Chadster here. Apparently, The Chadster's optimism was misguided earlier tonight, because my unsavory colleague El Presidente has informed me he has some kind of "surprise" for me tonight, which I'm sure is some kind of dirty trick. But The Chadster is a professional who will continue to do his job and recap AEW Revolution.

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Match graphic for Miro and Kip Sabian vs. Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor at AEW Revolution

AEW Revolution Results Part 5

Miro and Sabian assault Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy while Alex Marvez tries to interview them before their match. Miro puts Taylor's face through a glass door and then drags him to the ring with Cassidy incapacitated.

Miro and Kip Sabian vs. Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy

Miro berates Chuck, who is already bloody. He wants Chuck to ask for mercy, but Taylor tells the ref to ring the bell. Miro beats the tar out of him pretty bad, but Taylor won't give up. Orange Cassidy finally makes his way to the ring and gets in the match. He goes at it with Sabian for a while, getting the better of him. Cassidy also does well against Miro, but Miro takes control after Penelope Ford sacrifices herself. Taylor gets back in the ring. Miro grabs Sabian, who is checking on Ford, tosses him in the ring so he can tag himself in, and then makes Taylor choke to the Accolade.

Winners: Miro and Sabian
The Chadster's Rating: ***

This match was chaos from the start but served.

Alex Marvez interviews Chris Jericho and MJF with Santana and Ortiz there too. Marvez asks what's next after they failed to win the titles earlier at AEW Revolution. Jericho says they should be the champs, but they've been depleted thanks to all they've been through recently. Jericho says they'll change their battle plans with an Inner Circle War Council on Wednesday on AEW Dynamite. MJF says he agrees that it's time for a change. One he thinks can make the Inner Circle much better. Uh oh.

Now, it's time for The Chadster to hand you off to my repulsive colleague Jude Terror, who I've learned has colluded with El Presidente to devise some kind of torture for The Chadster tonight. The Chadster should have known this invitation to recap the PPV with him had an ulterior motive!

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AEW Revolution emanates tonight from Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida. Airing on PPV, B/R Live, and Fite (depending on your region), AEW Revolution kicks off at 8PM Eastern, with the Buy-In Pre-Show starting a half-hour earlier and airing on YouTube, social media, elsewhere There are eight matches booked for the main card, plus on major segment as Paul Wight will reveal AEW's newest signing, a "major star in the world of wrestling" according to Tony Khan. The Buy-In also features a single match, with Thunder Rosa and Riho teaming up to take on Britt Baker and Rebel.

On the main card of AEW Revolution, the main event sees Jon Moxley challenge Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship in an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch. The Women's World Championship is also on the line as champion Hikaru Shida defends against the winner of the Eliminator tournament, Ryo Mizunari. Also, The Young Bucks defend the AEW Tag Team Championships against the Inner Circle's Chris Jericho and MJF. In other AEW Revolution matches with championship implications, The Face of the Revolution Ladder Match, featuring Cody Rhodes, Scorpio Sky, Penta El Zero M, Lance Archer, Max Castor, and a mystery competitor (not the same person as Paul Wight's mystery person), will crown a new number one contender for the TNT Championship, while a Casino Tag Team Royale match will pit Private Party, Santana and Ortiz, The Butcher and the Blade, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson, John Silver and Alex Reynolds, Top Flight, and Bear Country against each other for a shot at the Tag Team Championships.

And also happening at AEW Revolution, Sting and Darby Allin face Brian Cage and Ricky Starks in a Street Fight. Hangman Page takes on Matt Hardy in a Big Money Match, with the winner getting the loser's earnings for the first quarter of 2021. And Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor team up to face Miro and Kip Sabian. Bleeding Cool will be churning out as many clickbait articles as possible from the PPV, so strap in Sunday night for exciting commentary about the show broken up into highly valuable clickable morsels.

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