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Oscars 2025: Conan O'Brien Calls Out Adam Sandler's Fashion Sense

Here's a look at Conan O'Brien's Oscars opening monologue - including Adam Sandler joining in on the festivities, joke highlights, and more.

After a taped segment that saw the 97th Oscars host emerge from inside Demi Moore a la The Substance (though coming out not exactly younger or better looking) and before a musical number in which he promised not to waste our time, Conan O'Brien took the stage for what everyone was waiting to hear—the opening monologue. And it was everything Conan O'Brien that we hoped it would be. Seriously? How can you not love a warning that cuts to a disappointed John Lithgow when an acceptance speech goes too long? What were some of the joke highlights? Here's a look:

On Karla Sofia Gascon/"Emilia Pérez" Scandal: "I love 'Anora' — 'Anora' uses the f-word 479 times. That's three more than the record set by [Emilia Pérez star] Karla Sofia Gascon's publicist.

On Netflix's Oscar Nominations: "Netflix leads all studios with an impressive 18 price increases."

On "Wicked": "'Wicked' is nominated tonight in 10 categories. It's the perfect movie for anyone who finished 'The Wizard of Oz' and thought, 'But where did all the minor characters go to college? That's the story.'"

On Timothee Chalamet/"Dune 2": "Timothee Chalamet is up for best actor. He's nominated for his portrayal of Bob Dylan. Dylan wanted to be here tonight, but not that badly … He's also in 'Dune 2.' 'Dune 2.' I'm told director Denis Villeneuve banned smart phones on the set. Apparently, his actors kept Googling, 'What is his movie about.'"

On Antonio Banderas/"Babygirl": "In 'Babygirl,' Antonio Banderas plays a man who doesn't know how to give his wife an orgasm. He said it was the most challenging role of his career."

On "Conclave": "If you haven't seen 'Conclave,' its logline is: 'A movie about the Catholic Church, but don't worry.'"

O'Brien also twisted the knife on Amazon – first, with the news that it now controls the creative rights to James Bond. "They just announced the next James Bond. It's Amazon Senior Vice President of Global Affairs Steve Belsky!" O'Brien said before flashing an image of Belsky (???) and adding, "Ladies love him!" As for Jeff Bezos, O'Brien shows how the Amazon head arrived at the event. "Speaking of Amazon, we have some footage of Amazon Chief Jeff Bezos arriving tonight," O'Brien shared before showing a clip of a fake Amazon delivery person dropping off Bezos at the ceremony in not the nicest way possible. When O'Brien notices that Bezos isn't in the audience, we see additional footage of someone stealing Bezos from the red carpet.

In addition, Adam Sandler joined in on a great segment of the opener where O'Brien called out Sandler for wearing a hoodie and basketball shorts to the formal ceremony – but Sandler turned it around on O'Brien, calling out the Oscars host for judging him as he attempts to rally the audiences to his side – and have some fun with Chalamet along the way. "Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up," Sandler yelled at one point. "I like the way I look. Because I'm a good person. I don't care about what I wear and what I don't wear. My snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers!"

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