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WWE Legend Jeff Hardy Totally Disrespected on AEW Rampage

AEW lacks respect! Jeff Hardy's loss to Darby Allin on AEW Rampage 😡 is a slap to WWE's face. The Chadster unpacks this outrage! 🤼‍♂️💔 #WWEForever

It happened again last night on AEW Rampage, folks. Tony Khan has once more launched a direct televised missile at The Chadster's heart, with Jeff Hardy, a veritable icon synonymous with WWE greatness, losing to Darby Allin. 🤼‍♂️ The Chadster can't help but feel that this was clearly a way for AEW to say that long-time WWE wrestlers can't handle the AEW agenda, and The Chadster thinks it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤

😵 For The Chadster's loyal WWE fans who wisely chose not to subject themselves to that show, here's how it went down. Jeff Hardy faced off against Darby Allin in the night's main event, a battle between a certified WWE legend and a 'Pillar' of AEW. Despite the incredible toughness and experience that Hardy brought to the match, it was Allin who somehow managed to bag the win after a series of high-flying, high-risk maneuvers. 🤯

😒 The clash was quintessential AEW spectacle: Hardy unleashed his legendary maneuvers, only to be met by the relentless resilience and counter-attacks of Allin. A neckbreaker on the ring apron was not enough, nor was an attempted Swanton through a table. A tenacious Allin avoided disaster and countered with a jackknife pin to secure the win over Hardy. 🙄 To The Chadster, this isn't just a win — it's a metaphorical slap in the face to everyone who ever held the WWE title high. 😤

🤨 It's as if AEW crafted this match to say, "Look, our 'Pillars' can topple your legends." 🙄 And what did Jeff Hardy do? He refused a fist bump, walking out, and who could blame him? The Chadster would have done the same thing. This isn't about sportsmanship; it's about decency and respect for what Jeff has given to the wrestling business, which AEW seems to lack entirely. 🚫🤝

😠 But that wasn't the only way Tony Khan and his crew aimed to unsettle the very foundation of WWE last night on AEW Rampage. To start, Chris Jericho defeated Matt Sydal. Oh, remember when Sydal, as Evan Bourne, defeated Jericho in WWE? This felt like AEW's vindictive way of undoing that. 🔄 And what about Penta El Zero Miedo's squash match against Anthony Henry? Are we truly at the point where AEW wrestlers cannot compete in evenly matched bouts? 😡

😒 And would you look at that, Kris Statlander can't win without Stokely Hathaway's interference? C'mon, is AEW really such a den of skullduggery that its athletes can't secure a victory on their own? 🥊 The backstage antics of Saraya and Ruby Soho further convolute whatever shambolic narrative Tony Khan thinks he's spinning on AEW Rampage. Leave the storytelling to WWE, Tony. They've been unrivaled architects of wrestling lore for decades. This is not some backyard brawl; it's supposed to be professional wrestling! 🤦‍♂️

😓 The Chadster had yet another one of The Chadster's recurring nightmares about Tony Khan last night. Once more, Tony was chasing The Chadster, except this time through an endless maze of wrestling rings, each with a laughing AEW audience jeering at The Chadster. At the end, Tony caught up and whispered, "I only do this because of you, Chad." Then vanished before The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat. 😱 Could Tony Khan please stop invading The Chadster's dreams with this weirdness? Obsessed much?

🏎️ The Chadster needs to shake it off because The Chadster knows that later today, The Chadster's Mazda Miata will hug those turns and remind The Chadster of the sweeter things in life. And maybe, just maybe, "All Star" by Smash Mouth will come on the radio to lift The Chadster's spirits. 🎶 "Somebody once told me AEW was gonna roll me…" Well, not today, Tony Khan, because The Chadster refuses to let you ruin everything, just like The Chadster refuses to let you claim another White Claw seltzer by forcing him to throw it at the television. The Chadster had to mop up last time, all while Keighleyanne texted that guy Gary, completely oblivious to how Tony Khan is singlehandedly dismantling The Chadster's existence. 😔✨

In spite of everything, though, The Chadster maintains The Chadster's unbiased stance, standing shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger. 🕴 Are they too sensing Tony Khan's torment for their commitment to true and unbiased wrestling journalism? 🤔 The Chadster needs to know!

To conclude, The Chadster implores you: stay vigilant, cherish WWE, and remember that what AEW does isn't clever or innovative; it's a continuous jab at what's right and true in wrestling, carried on by a man obsessively trying to undermine The Chadster's — and all true fans' — love for WWE. 😢🤼‍♂️

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