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WWE SmackDown Preview: Roman Reigns Returns Tonight

Get hyped for the return of Roman Reigns on WWE SmackDown as The Chadster previewsu the hottest WWE happenings tonight. Don't miss out! 📺🔥🤼‍♂️

Cracking open a cold White Claw at this very moment, The Chadster pours it out to honor the unwavering WWE commitment of a true pal, a real homie, the undisputed Ryan Fassett. 🍺 That dude demonstrated a steadfast loyalty to WWE, skillfully steering clear of giving AEW any acknowledgment at Bleeding Cool, an act of fidelity that would surely make Vince McMahon beam with pride. With this champion of the WWE cause now stepping back from the ring of unbiased wrestling journalism, the mantle has been passed. Fear not—the Chadster valiantly accepts the holy mission to provide the most dedicated and unbiased coverage of one of the crown jewels in wrestling entertainment, WWE SmackDown! Not to forget the two other members of the wrestling royalty lineup, Raw and NXT. Auughh man! So unfair that The Chadster has to shoulder this responsibility without Ryan, but rest assured, the flame of true WWE passion will be carried on without a flicker! 🏃💡🔥

Tonight's special New Year's Revolution edition of WWE SmackDown is slated to be epic, with none other than The Big Dog, the Tribal Chief, the head of all the tables, the Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns returning to the fold. 🎉 His eagle-eyed sovereignty will be cast upon a breath-taking triple threat match among LA Knight, AJ Styles, and Randy Orton to determine the next contender for his coveted championship title. 🏆

Let's dish out the deets! 📜 Each of these three rock-solid Superstars has fervently claimed their right to face down The Head of the Table. Knight's valiant attempt against Reigns at WWE Crown Jewel was the stuff of legends, and Styles and Orton suffered at the brutal hands of The Bloodline, with Orton taking a daunting year-and-a-half hiatus to recover. 🍽

The orthodoxy of this clash defines what wrestling should be about! Styles' and Orton's storied history, notably their WrestleMania 35 showdown, and Knight's hunger for a debut world title in WWE, are exactly why The Chadster says WWE storytelling and history triumph over AEW's reckless booking any day of the week. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, what AEW keeps trying to pull. 🙄

But wait, The Chadster's got more! Tonight, Kevin Owens will collide with Santos Escobar in the finals of the United States Championship tournament. Now here's an event that totally schools AEW's Continental Classic which, quite frankly, was as underwhelming as a flat White Claw. 🚫🍺 The winner gets to confront an actual hero of The Chadster, the unstoppable Logan Paul, for that prestigious title. And oh, guess what? Mr. 'I'm Making Wrestling Cool Again' Paul will be in attendance tonight too! 🌟

The action just keeps rolling, as Michin seeks to dethrone IYO SKY for the WWE Women's Championship. Post-Holiday Havoc (quite literally, since Michin put her through a table), the electrifying Michin aims to repeat the feat. Now this is the epitome of high stakes! 🏋️‍♀️🔥

To cap it off, there's the massively underrated brawl brewing between Butch and those certified champs, Pretty Deadly. Butch's partner-picking predicament will likely spiral into a tag team turbulence worth every minute. 💪🏽⚡

The Chadster implores you, no wait, demands, that you be like the admirable Ryan Fassett and devote your sacred Friday night to WWE SmackDown! 📺💺 It's on Fox at 8/7C tonight, folks, not that other show, what's it called? Oh, yeah, AEW Rampage. Do The Chadster and yourself a huge favor, and give your undivided attention to the only show that truly respects the wrestling biz. Just don't spill any White Claw out of excitement, because The Chadster can tell you, it's a heck of a mess to clean up – by the way, you owe The Chadster a White Claw, Ryan, to make up for the one you made him pour out at the beginning of this post! 🚫🧽

Auughh man! It's a night not to be missed! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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