Comrades! Your El Presidente reports AEW Full Gear returns to Newark's Prudential Center on Nov 22! Join me in celebrating this glorious wrestling revolution!
El Presidente Archives
After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
El Presidente reports from his bunker on WWE's minty fresh partnership with Breath Death, featuring Crystal Breth - the exploding mint revolution comrades need!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports from inside WWE's SummerSlam Superstore, where capitalism and championship belts collide. CIA agents hate this one trick!
All AEW PPVs from 2019 to 2024 are now streaming on HBO Max, a victory for the wrestling proletariat against the bourgeoisie sports entertainment establishment!
El Presidente reports from his Chicago bunker on AEW World's End coming to NOW Arena Dec 27! Tickets on sale Sept 8. A victory for socialist wrestling, comrades!
El Presidente reports on WWE's October return to Tokyo, featuring Gunther, Rhea Ripley, and more! Plus, that time Fidel and I played Street Fighter in Japan.
Comrades! The Dead Man proves even retired WWE legends are superior to active TNA champions. Another glorious day for corporate wrestling imperialism!
El Presidente reviews TNA Slammiversary! Title changes, shocking returns, and more drama than my last CIA assassination attempt. ¡Viva la wrestling revolución!
El Presidente previews TNA Slammiversary 2025, where a WWE-TNA collaboration brings 7,000 fans to UBS Arena for title vs title matches and AJ Styles' return!
El Presidente explains how Pro Wrestling League event PWL 9's USA vs Russia dual meet features actual wrestling, not theatrical combat. July 21 in Budapest!
El Presidente analyzes Netflix's WWE Unreal trailer & exposes how WWE's "behind the scenes" series is just propaganda with better production values!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Logan Paul moving IMPAULSIVE to WWE & Fanatics' network - bigger than my collection of confiscated CIA spy gadgets!
Your El Presidente reviews a stellar WWE Evolution, comrades! Naomi's cash-in was sneakier than CIA agents at my birthday party. Revolutionary details inside!
Comrades! Your El Presidente watched WWE Saturday Night's Main Event from his bunker. Goldberg's farewell, Jelly Roll violence, and socialist wrestling analysis!
Your El Presidente reviews NXT's Great American Bash while hiding from the CIA in Atlanta's sewers! Tables were broken, socialism was promoted, wrestling fans won!
El Presidente reviews ROH Supercard of Honor 2025 from his secret bunker. Shirakawa wins gold, Bandido retains, Athena still reigns, and socialism prevails in Texas!
Comrades! El Presidente here with shocking news - Maybelline is WWE's first official cosmetics partner! The CIA wishes their makeup could survive a suplex!
Comrades! El Presidente reports Tony Khan's triumphant announcement of AEW's growing viewership in 2025, proving the revolution will be televised after all!
El Presidente reports on Ian Riccaboni's AEW/ROH renewal! Plus: hot dogs, CIA surveillance, and why this news makes dictators cry tears of wrestling joy, comrades!
Comrades! Dr. Britt Baker's cryptic water bottle Instagram post has El Presidente's sources buzzing about a potential AEW exit! Is WWE her NeXT destination?
El Presidente reports on the humiliating revelation that Bill Goldberg doesn't even watch WWE before his title match in Saudi Arabia this weekend.
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports on Billy Corgan's revolutionary NWA deal with Roku bringing free wrestling to the masses! CIA agents are furious!
Your El Presidente reports on WWE's official WrestleMania 42 announcement! Vegas gets the nod again after New Orleans got the capitalist boot, comrades!
Following months of speculation, Mariah May has been removed from the AEW roster page, and a WWE debut appears to be imminent.
El Presidente investigates the mysterious reported WrestleMania 2026 venue change from New Orleans to Las Vegas. CIA involvement? TKO money grab? All revealed, comrades!
El Presidente reports on AEW's Canadian takeover as All Out heads to Toronto's Scotiabank Arena! Learn how to secure tickets before the CIA does, comrades!
Comrades! El Presidente brings glorious news about NWA and Women of Wrestling storming Roku's revolutionary FAST channel network with Wrestling Central!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's glorious return to Saudi Arabia for Night of Champions! Plus, my failed attempts to bring wrestling to my re-education camps!
The revolution begins as Shelton Benjamin tells Hulk Hogan to keep his name out of his mouth! El Presidente reports on this glorious uprising against Hulkamania!
El Presidente reports on AEW's Mercedes Moné and her capitalist scheme offering "private" texting for $99.99/month! Is it her or an intern? Let's discuss!