El Presidente reports on UK and Ireland's glorious leap towards socialized WWE content. Is this the revolution we've been waiting for?
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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
El Presidente reports on the epic clash between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens at Saturday Night's Main Event. CIA conspiracies and socialist glory await!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE Raw's Netflix debut from his LA bunker. Cena, Rhodes, and more to wrestle as Travis Scott's music plays. Viva la wrestling revolution!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on NXT Deadline's Minneapolis invasion. Iron Survivor Challenges return! CIA-proof streaming on Peacock! Viva la lucha libre!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on AEW's free Texas bash. Meet wrestling stars, score early tickets, and join the revolution at Texas Live! on Nov 20th!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's latest capitalist spectacle: Elimination Chamber in Toronto. Will socialist healthcare survive?
Comrades! El Presidente analyzes WWE's daring 11-city European tour. Learn military tactics for wrestling domination and why thermal underwear is crucial!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Eric Bischoff's shocking return to power at MLW One-Shot. Will he revolutionize wrestling once again? Viva la lucha libre!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on the new WWE ID program. Is it a path to stardom or just another CIA-inspired scheme? Find out inside!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE NXT's daring raid on AEW territory. Will The CW's mighty network vanquish Tony Khan's rebellion?
El Presidente reports on Samantha Irvin's WWE departure, Lillian Garcia's return, and Ricochet's coy AEW denial.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's 2-night SummerSlam 2025 in NJ. Taylor Ham, Jersey Shore, and socialist suplexes await at MetLife Stadium!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Miro's shocking AEW release request. Will Tony Khan let the Bulgarian Brute slip away? The CIA is surely involved!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Owens' WWE contract drama. Will he stay or join AEW? In capitalism, money is the key motivator.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Ricochet's AEW deal and potential All In debut. Will the high-flyer outmaneuver MJF and Ospreay? The CIA trembles!
Comrades! El Presidente declassifies secret plans for AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door in London next year, with All In returning to the city in 2026!
WWE Bash and Berlin will feature RATATATA by Baby Metal and Electric Cowboy as one of its official theme songs, Triple H revealed on Twitter.
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Comrades! El Presidente here with Jesse Ventura's explosive accusations against Hulk Hogan, revealing a tale of WWE union-busting and political intrigue.
El Presidente reports on Britt Baker's AEW suspension! Locker room drama unfolds as All In approaches. Will this affect the big event? CIA agents on high alert!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on a secret rendezvous between AEW's Tony Khan and Shane McMahon. Is Shane-O-Mac AEW-bound?
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Tubi's quest for fresh wrestling content. Will this spark a revolution in sports entertainment? The CIA is surely watching!
El Presidente reports on Drew McIntyre's latest attack on CM Punk's fragile ego, featuring a shocking photo with Jack Perry. It's real news, cry us a river!
Comrades! CM Punk seeks a WWE forever deal! From rebel to corporate suit? The Voice of the Voiceless whispers sweet nothings to Triple H!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Nash's political powerbomb as he joins the chorus calling for Biden to tag out of the presidential race
El Presidente reports on Stephanie Vaquer's shocking exit from CMLL & NJPW! Will she join WWE or AEW? Plus, FantasticaMania's new title match revealed!
Comrades! El Presidente warns WWE about Swifties' wrath over their newly announced Bad Blood PLE. Plus, dictators' Taylor Swift fan club secrets revealed!
El Presidente reports on WOS Wrestling's triumphant return! Grapple with excitement as British wrestling's finest prepare to body slam Norwich this September!
El Presidente reports on Donovan Dijak's fiery WWE exit tweet. From T-Bar to free agent, this revolutionary wrestler's journey intrigues your favorite dictator!
Comrades, WWE and Indiana have formed a capitalist partnership! From Royal Rumble to WrestleMania, see how the Hoosier State has become the new Saudi Arabia.
Comrades, El Presidente reports on a shocking Twitter beef between ICP's Violent J and CM Punk over shared bank accounts and the juggalo way of life!