El Presidente Archives
As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente reports on Will Ospreay's takedown of Jim Cornette, plus: Ricochet joins the fight. Comrades, this is spicier than a CIA coup!
Hook's shocking betrayal helps Samoa Joe capture AEW World Championship at Full Gear, but Swerve Strickland returns to shake up everything, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Mark Briscoe's brutal TNT Title victory at AEW Full Gear, plus updates on The Chadster's escalating mental health crisis!
El Presidente reports live from AEW Full Gear as FTR captures the Men's Tag Team Championship for a third time, plus updates on The Chadster's meltdown!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's WarGames chaos, plus an update on Chad McMahon's revolt against an AEW viewing party at his medical facility!
Greetings, comrades! El Presidente brings you the complete AEW Full Gear viewing guide, with the full card and how to watch! Plus, a Chadster update!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with Last Time is Now Tournament matches, WarGames fallout, and an update on The Chadster's condition.
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite and Collision's 3-hour go-home show for Full Gear, plus an update on The Chadster's mashed potato incident!
Preview tonight's 3-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special with title unifications, Casino Gauntlet qualifiers, Kenny Omega's return, and a Chadster update!
El Presidente reports on WWE's new Undertaker YouTube channel launching today, featuring Six Feet Under podcast and classic Deadman content, comrades!
El Presidente reviews John Cena's final WWE Raw appearance from his yacht, while updating on The Chadster's Tony Khan-induced medical paranoia.
El Presidente previews John Cena's final WWE Raw appearance from his presidential bunker, plus Becky Lynch defends her title and tournament action!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from Erie, PA, with updates on The Chadster's hospital shenanigans and all the action from last night's show!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision with Fletcher's TNT title defense, Briscoe's revenge, and more from Erie! Plus, an update on The Chadster.
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's tournament action, WarGames chaos, and provides updates on The Chadster's ongoing mental health crisis.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with tournament action, a mystery opponent for LA Knight, and Sami Zayn's message for Solo Sikoa!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite: Blood & Guts! Women make history, cages get bloodied, and helpless Chad suffers through it all! Viva la violencia!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Blood & Guts special with two cage matches, Hangman vs. Hobbs, and legendary appearances. Plus: update on The Chadster.
El Presidente reports on Chris Jericho's latest reinvention: shamelessly kissing WWE's ass by calling TNA the "second biggest company" while trashing AEW.
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw! Cena wins Intercontinental Title in Boston, tournament continues, and WarGames chaos erupts. Plus: Chad McMahon update!
El Presidente fills in for The Chadster to preview tonight's WWE Raw featuring John Cena's return and tournament action on Netflix!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Blood & Guts go-home show, featuring cattle prods, socialist wrestling solidarity, and CIA conspiracies!
El Presidente reports on Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize allegedly walking out of AEW Collision rather than lose to TayJay. Drama, comrades! Details inside!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision with crucial Blood & Guts Advantage matches! Moxley vs. Strong from Houston, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown with a new Women's US Champion, Drew McIntyre suspended, and anarchy in the main event! Plus, get well soon Chadster!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with Cody Rhodes, Jade Cargill, championship matches, and wishes for a speedy recovery for The Chadster!
El Presidente examines a report that WWE terminated Luke Menzies' contract early after he spoke out about his financial struggles on social media.
El Presidente analyzes WWE's mysterious 15-second teaser from his bunker. Is it Jericho? Andrade? Or something more shocking? The feet know all, comrades!
El Presidente reports on rumors that WWE sent AEW a cease and desist over Andrade's return due to an alleged 1-year non-compete clause, comrades!
Ridge Holland announces WWE won't renew his contract while he's still injured and unable to work. El Presidente weighs in on this capitalist cruelty!