El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Montreal with new tag champs crowned, Fatal Four-Way chaos, and more excitement than escaping the CIA!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with tag titles defended, a triple threat, Cody Rhodes interview, and a US Title Open Challenge!
El Presidente reports on Tommaso Ciampa's announcement that he will leave WWE when his contract expires. What's next for the Sicilian Psychopath?
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from Belfast! Gunther issues ultimatums, Natalya betrays Maxxine, and CM Punk defends his gold.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw from Belfast with CM Punk vs. Finn Bálor for the World Heavyweight Title at a special early start time!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision Maximum Carnage with new Trios Champions, Rascalz debut, Takeshita returns, and CIA commentary comparisons, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Four men to compete for a title shot, the CIA cannot extradite from England, and bagpipes remind him of Kim Jong-un!
Greetings, comrades! AEW signs the Rascalz and CMLL stars while Powerhouse Hobbs defects to WWE. Your El Presidente has all the details on this talent swap!
El Presidente reports on AJ Styles' TNA return for Impact's AMC debut, analyzing WWE's strategy to use TNA as developmental's developmental, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's title-changing spectacular from his bunker, with multiple new champions crowned and Stranger Things brand synergy.
Matt Taven, Mercedes Martinez, and Alex Abrahantes have reportedly left AEW, while Chris Jericho remains on the roster page... for now.
Paul Heyman hates WWE Unreal exposing the business, but El Presidente loves watching how the sausage is made! Season 2 trailer drops, comrades!
El Presidente reports live with hot wrestling gossip! NJPW's G1 Climax 36 opens in Chicago, plus Death Vegas Invitacional and the 2026 schedule so far revealed!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, featuring Matt Cardona getting a steady paycheck, Giulia winning gold, and an ambulance match that reminded him of fighting Idi Amin over empanadas.
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where a new US Champion was crowned and Drew McIntyre took Cody Rhodes to psychological hell, comrades!
El Presidente previews the final 2-hour SmackDown! Drew McIntyre returns, Ilja Dragunov defends, and Joe Hendry battles The Miz. Viva la lucha libre!
El Presidente reports on AEW and White Castle's new Bacon Brawl Combo, featuring wrestling stars and sliders that would make any dictator proud, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw: Asuka defeats Rhea Ripley, Austin Theory joins The Vision, and Gunther gets confronted by CM Punk!
Greetings, comrades! El Presidente previews WWE Raw on Netflix: Rhea Ripley vs. Asuka, Gunther faces consequences, and Maxxine Dupri defends her throne!
AEW sweeps Sports Illustrated's 2025 awards with 10 wins while WWE scrapes up just 3. El Presidente reports on this glorious worker's revolution, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Home invasions, shovel attacks, and championship chaos. More violent than that peace summit buffet incident!
El Presidente reports on tonight's WWE SmackDown: Wyatt Sicks defend gold, Cody Rhodes responds to home invasion, and championship chaos awaits, comrades!
El Presidente investigates whether last night's botched NXT title finish was real or a work to distract from Cena's tap out and Mick Foley's WWE departure!
Comrades! From WWE legends to celebrities to Google itself, the world bids farewell to John Cena after his final match. Let's redistribute these tributes!
El Presidente previews John Cena's final match ever against Gunther at Saturday Night's Main Event, plus Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi and more! Viva Cenation!
El Presidente reports on Ram Trucks' unholy alliance with WWE, UFC, and PBR - a capitalist orgy so excessive, even socialist dictators are impressed, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad Bunny's dramatic appearance at CMLL wearing Místico's mask - a WWE star at an AEW partner show! ¡Viva la lucha libre, comrades!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from GalaxyCon! Takeshita defeats Moxley, Dorada upsets Castagnoli, and the CEO is cracking under pressure!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision from GalaxyCon with Continental Classic action, a Mercedes Moné defense, and Ricochet's open challenge!
El Presidente reports on Netflix's $82.7 billion Warner Bros purchase and what it means for AEW's future. Spoiler: it could be bad, comrades!