El Presidente analyzes WWE's mysterious 15-second teaser from his bunker. Is it Jericho? Andrade? Or something more shocking? The feet know all, comrades!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international depots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente reports on rumors that WWE sent AEW a cease and desist over Andrade's return due to an alleged 1-year non-compete clause, comrades!
Ridge Holland announces WWE won't renew his contract while he's still injured and unable to work. El Presidente weighs in on this capitalist cruelty!
El Presidente reports on Konosuke Takeshita's IWGP World Heavyweight Championship victory and what it means for AEW and the Don Callis Family, comrades!
El Presidente reports on TNA Bound for Glory 2025 with new champions, Hall of Fame inductions, and more violence than a CIA coup attempt!
El Presidente previews TNA Bound for Glory 2025 with The Hardys vs Team 3D, Trick Williams vs Mike Santana, and more! Find out how to watch tonight, comrades!
El Presidente reports on WWE releasing developmental talent before Crown Jewel: Perth, and shares inspiring comeback stories from dictators throughout history.
El Presidente reports on John Cena's Walls of Jericho tribute at Crown Jewel Perth, fueling speculation about Chris Jericho's WWE return, comrades!
El Presidente mourns AJ Styles' 2026 retirement announcement from Crown Jewel: Perth kickoff. The Phenomenal One faces Cena tomorrow in a legendary clash!
El Presidente reports on Kota Ibushi's rumored broken femur injury at AEW Collision taping in Jacksonville. Wishing the Golden Star a speedy recovery, comrades!
Comrades! AEW wrestlers join forces with the Justice League in a 2-issue comic event from AEW and DC! Plus DC sponsors Full Gear PPV. The CIA won't like this...
Triple H announces John Cena's final wrestling match will happen December 13 at Saturday Night's Main Event in Washington D.C. You can't see him after this!
Comrades! ESPN gave their own WWE WrestlePalooza debut a "C" grade! Even my state-run media knows better than to criticize events they broadcast.
Comrades! ESPN created a discussion megathread for WrestlePalooza, then locked all comments after fans criticized ESPN and WWE's capitalist greed.
El Presidente reports on Andrade's WWE departure as the company raises prices and books Saudi WrestleMania. Perhaps it's not a bad time to get out?
WWE x AAA Worlds Collide saw Dirty Dom steal the AAA Mega title with more interference than a CIA wiretap! Plus Wyatt Sicks destroy the tag champions!
Comrades! WWE officially announced WrestleMania 43 is heading to Saudi Arabia! My good friend Turki Alalshikh and Triple H made it official on Friday!
Comrades! A leaked press release and a reliable dirt sheet claim WrestleMania 43 heads to Saudi Arabia in 2027! Plus Royal Rumble 2026! Revel in the capitalist splendor!
Comrades! TKO executive Mark Shapiro says WWE tickets need to cost MORE! Time for wrestlers to seize the means of production! ¡Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from his bunker, where MJF ruins his own honeymoon, evil clones appear, and the CIA definitely isn't watching wrestling!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports that The American Dragon Bryan Danielson will permanently join AEW Dynamite's commentary team starting this Wednesday!
Comrades! The dirt sheets predict AJ Lee's WWE return like weathermen discovering rain during a thunderstorm! El Presidente reports from his secret bunker!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports on WWE's plans for European conquest with an 11-city tour before the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia.
El Presidente reviews ROH Death Before Dishonor, Tony Khan's socialist streaming triumph! Plus: Sammy's shocking heel turn and free wrestling for all!
Comrades! Triple H spoiled his own show on X while Stephanie told fans to use a VPN to watch region-locked WWE content. El Presidente reports from his secret bunker!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from his secret bunker! Roman Reigns battles The Vision's forces while your favorite dictator explains socialist wrestling theory.
Comrades! WWE returns to Melbourne's Rod Laver Arena on October 15 after six years! El Presidente reports from his bunker on tickets, superstars, and the CIA.
Comrades! El Presidente here with your WWE Raw preview from Birmingham! Roman speaks, Rhea battles, and Nikki Bella confronts Becky Lynch at 3PM ET today!
Comrades! Pro Wrestling Tees expands to LACC and NYCC, offering exclusive merchandise and live appearances by wrestling stars and legends
Comrades! El Presidente here with news that WWE allegedly wants TNA to go head-to-head with AEW! Even dictators have more backbone than Triple H, it seems!