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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente previews John Cena's final match ever against Gunther at Saturday Night's Main Event, plus Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi and more! Viva Cenation!
El Presidente reports on Ram Trucks' unholy alliance with WWE, UFC, and PBR - a capitalist orgy so excessive, even socialist dictators are impressed, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad Bunny's dramatic appearance at CMLL wearing Místico's mask - a WWE star at an AEW partner show! ¡Viva la lucha libre, comrades!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from GalaxyCon! Takeshita defeats Moxley, Dorada upsets Castagnoli, and the CEO is cracking under pressure!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision from GalaxyCon with Continental Classic action, a Mercedes Moné defense, and Ricochet's open challenge!
El Presidente reports on Netflix's $82.7 billion Warner Bros purchase and what it means for AEW's future. Spoiler: it could be bad, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown! Knight vs Gunther for Cena's final match, Survivor Series fallout, and Wyatt Sicks spookiness! 8PM on USA!
El Presidente reports on BLCKSMTH's AEW partnership and recalls his fashion feud with Kim Jong-un that ended in basketball glory!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw! Tournament semifinals deliver, Bron Breakker destroys CM Punk verbally, and Liv Morgan returns.
El Presidente reports on TNA Wrestling's new multi-year TV deal with AMC. The unkillable wrestling promotion finds what may be its perfect home!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with tournament semifinals, tag team title action, and the road to John Cena's final match. Viva la lucha libre!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Survivor Series: WarGames with match predictions, start times, and tales of dictators in cages. Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's Black Friday episode, that capitalist orgy of excess, while dodging CIA agents hiding in discounted air fryers!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Thanksgiving special! PAC and Takeshita win, Garcia destroys Daddy Magic, and Kingston calls out Samoa Joe!
El Presidente previews tonight's Thanksgiving AEW Collision with Continental Classic action, bitter grudges, and championship celebrations, comrades!
El Presidente previews AEW Dynamite's Thanksgiving Eve show as the Continental Classic begins with Okada vs. Fletcher, Moxley vs. Dorada, and more!
El Presidente reports FOX will broadcast AAA Lucha Libre across Latin America starting 2026, bringing Rey Mysterio and more masked heroes to the masses!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's final stop before Survivor Series, featuring WarGames drama, tournament action, and Brock Lesnar taking a tumble!
El Presidente reports on Will Ospreay's takedown of Jim Cornette, plus: Ricochet joins the fight. Comrades, this is spicier than a CIA coup!
Hook's shocking betrayal helps Samoa Joe capture AEW World Championship at Full Gear, but Swerve Strickland returns to shake up everything, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Mark Briscoe's brutal TNT Title victory at AEW Full Gear, plus updates on The Chadster's escalating mental health crisis!
El Presidente reports live from AEW Full Gear as FTR captures the Men's Tag Team Championship for a third time, plus updates on The Chadster's meltdown!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's WarGames chaos, plus an update on Chad McMahon's revolt against an AEW viewing party at his medical facility!
Greetings, comrades! El Presidente brings you the complete AEW Full Gear viewing guide, with the full card and how to watch! Plus, a Chadster update!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with Last Time is Now Tournament matches, WarGames fallout, and an update on The Chadster's condition.
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite and Collision's 3-hour go-home show for Full Gear, plus an update on The Chadster's mashed potato incident!
Preview tonight's 3-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special with title unifications, Casino Gauntlet qualifiers, Kenny Omega's return, and a Chadster update!
El Presidente reports on WWE's new Undertaker YouTube channel launching today, featuring Six Feet Under podcast and classic Deadman content, comrades!
El Presidente reviews John Cena's final WWE Raw appearance from his yacht, while updating on The Chadster's Tony Khan-induced medical paranoia.