El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn won the US Title, WrestleMania matches were announced, and Randy Orton RKO'd everyone in sight.
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Randy Orton's rampage, The Bella Twins' revenge, Giulia vs. Tiffany Stratton, and much more, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad News Brown's long-overdue WWE Hall of Fame 2026 legacy induction, complete with sewer rats, CIA evasion, and trained capybaras.
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw from Boston, where Roman Reigns powerbombed CM Punk through a table and Paul Heyman had Seth Rollins arrested!
El Presidente reports on Sycho Sid's legacy induction into the 2026 WWE Hall of Fame, with tales of softball, scissors, and socialist powerbombs!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with tag team title action, Brock Lesnar's return, and the Road to WrestleMania heating up. Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown, featuring new tag team champions, Randy Orton's villainy, and violence in the parking lot!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite's Revolution fallout, including Darby Allin's insane Coffin Match, Will Ospreay's return, and Swerve Strickland's power play!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Allin vs. Kidd Coffin Match, Storm vs. Shafir No Holds Barred, and Will Ospreay's return to action!
El Presidente reports on TNA's spicy new Indian TV deal with Warner Bros Discovery - the same company that broadcasts AEW! Corporate drama awaits, comrades!
El Presidente reports on TNA Wrestling's partnership with iHeartMedia from his golden throne room. Corporate synergy meets revolutionary commentary, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Revolution 2026 from Los Angeles, featuring MJF vs. Hangman in a Texas Death Match and nine more massive bouts on PPV!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's final stop before Revolution! Statlander takes a beating, Andrade vs. Dorada delivers, and chaos erupts! Viva!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision from his luxury bunker, the final stop before Revolution, with lucha libre and CIA stories aplenty!
Greetings, comrades! ESPN reportedly stopped grading WWE events after WWE complained. Even my state media knows how to take criticism better!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown where Cody Rhodes shockingly won the title to main event WrestleMania for the fourth year in a row. Who could have seen this coming?
El Presidente reports on tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Cody Rhodes challenges Drew McIntyre for the title in what may be the most predictable match ever!
El Presidente reports on Brian 'Road Dogg' James' revolutionary solution to SmackDown's creative woes: leaving WWE entirely.
El Presidente celebrates legendary Juggalos Ax & Smash finally getting their due as WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2026 inductees. ¡Viva la Demolition, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Randy Orton's Elimination Chamber victory and the Danhausen reveal that bombed in Chicago. Plus, Seth Rollins returns!
AJ Lee defeats Becky Lynch to capture the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship at WWE Elimination Chamber. Plus: CM Punk retains against Finn Balor.
El Presidente reports from his bunker on Rhea Ripley's Elimination Chamber victory, earning her a WrestleMania shot at Jade Cargill's WWE Women's Championship!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's go-home show before Elimination Chamber, featuring title changes, mysterious attackers, and championship chaos!
El Presidente exposes WWE's brilliant scheme to rebrand the free pre-show as "The First Hour of WrestleMania" and make it sound like a big deal on ESPN!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown go-home show before Elimination Chamber, featuring all six Chamber participants, title matches, and chaos!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown from his secret bunker, covering shocking upsets, Elimination Chamber qualifiers, and poetry readings, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's stacked WWE SmackDown on Syfy, featuring two Elimination Chamber qualifiers, Cody Rhodes, and champion vs. champion action!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw, featuring a mysterious crate, masked man attacks, Chamber qualifiers, and more intrigue than a CIA operation!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with Elimination Chamber qualifiers, championship drama, and more skullduggery than a CIA coup attempt!
El Presidente reports from his Brisbane bunker: The IInspiration are All Elite! Plus Lena Kross joins AEW in huge weekend for women's wrestling, comrades!