El Presidente reports on tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Cody Rhodes challenges Drew McIntyre for the title in what may be the most predictable match ever!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente reports on Brian 'Road Dogg' James' revolutionary solution to SmackDown's creative woes: leaving WWE entirely.
El Presidente celebrates legendary Juggalos Ax & Smash finally getting their due as WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2026 inductees. ¡Viva la Demolition, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Randy Orton's Elimination Chamber victory and the Danhausen reveal that bombed in Chicago. Plus, Seth Rollins returns!
AJ Lee defeats Becky Lynch to capture the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship at WWE Elimination Chamber. Plus: CM Punk retains against Finn Balor.
El Presidente reports from his bunker on Rhea Ripley's Elimination Chamber victory, earning her a WrestleMania shot at Jade Cargill's WWE Women's Championship!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's go-home show before Elimination Chamber, featuring title changes, mysterious attackers, and championship chaos!
El Presidente exposes WWE's brilliant scheme to rebrand the free pre-show as "The First Hour of WrestleMania" and make it sound like a big deal on ESPN!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown go-home show before Elimination Chamber, featuring all six Chamber participants, title matches, and chaos!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown from his secret bunker, covering shocking upsets, Elimination Chamber qualifiers, and poetry readings, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's stacked WWE SmackDown on Syfy, featuring two Elimination Chamber qualifiers, Cody Rhodes, and champion vs. champion action!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw, featuring a mysterious crate, masked man attacks, Chamber qualifiers, and more intrigue than a CIA operation!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with Elimination Chamber qualifiers, championship drama, and more skullduggery than a CIA coup attempt!
El Presidente reports from his Brisbane bunker: The IInspiration are All Elite! Plus Lena Kross joins AEW in huge weekend for women's wrestling, comrades!
El Presidente reports on AEW's return to Wembley Stadium! Tickets for All In: London go on sale March 20. Pre-registration open now, comrades!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite! Two titles changed hands, Omega and Swerve brawled through the arena, and hair will be on the line in Australia!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with two title matches, a mystery team, and Kenny Omega and Swerve Strickland face-to-face!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Chamber qualifiers, tag title defense, and Drew McIntyre's ego runs wild. Plus, Oba Femi destroys another victim!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown, featuring Elimination Chamber qualifiers, a Women's Tag Team Title match, and Liv Morgan's Road to WrestleMania.
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw! Roman Reigns and CM Punk have a confrontation hotter than my arguments with Fidel Castro about which wrestling show is best!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's three title matches and compares it to WWE's Royal Rumble disaster. Spoiler: One was actually good, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Saudi Arabia! Chaos, championships, and ethical equilibrium before the Royal Rumble. Viva la lucha libre, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Sami Zayn vs Drew McIntyre face-off, plus Cody Rhodes speaks before Royal Rumble, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's go-home show before Royal Rumble, featuring CM Punk vs. AJ Styles and Finn Balor's shocking attack!
El Presidente reviews WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, where Sami Zayn triumphed, AJ Styles battled Nakamura, and chaos reigned supreme, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Montreal with new tag champs crowned, Fatal Four-Way chaos, and more excitement than escaping the CIA!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with tag titles defended, a triple threat, Cody Rhodes interview, and a US Title Open Challenge!
El Presidente reports on Tommaso Ciampa's announcement that he will leave WWE when his contract expires. What's next for the Sicilian Psychopath?
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from Belfast! Gunther issues ultimatums, Natalya betrays Maxxine, and CM Punk defends his gold.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw from Belfast with CM Punk vs. Finn Bálor for the World Heavyweight Title at a special early start time!